Guided Missile

You've got to laugh. An ex-bus driver, Nicolás Maduro, nearly as left wing as Kamala Harris and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, get's re-elected as President, with 132.2 per cent 🤣 of the votes counted. Welcome to a shining example of a Socialist paradise, and one coming to us soon.

You need professional help, mate.

You've been caught making shit up and are now doing it again. You are confusing me with someone that gives a shit about Trump's golf game. I'm more concerned about the integrity of this site. You've let the posters down, but more importantly, you've let yourself down. I hope you reflect on this in the future.

Yet you claim Trump is "openly admitting he is playing off the ladies’ tees all the way round", when you know that is the format Bryson has set up for his challenge. So, you make up a crock of shit and then find that concept funny. Personally, I find it pathetic. By all means criticize Trump for something real, but don't make up shit. #TDS

This round was also played off the red tees. Entertaining video.

Bryson's challenge is always played off the red tees, apart from when he played with Garcia. Nothing to do with Trump. They're trying to break 50, FFS.

Whatever anyone says, for a man of 78, Trump is a decent golfer, as can be seen from this great video, with Bryson De Chambeau. Trump has challenged Biden to a golf match, giving him 20 shots and if Biden wins, Trump will donate $1M to charity. I think his money is safe.

Here's a novel idea. How about people voting for a candidate based on their perceived ability to be President of the US, rather than based on their sex, race or religion? I know it's a wild thought...

What can be unburdened by what has been.

Bookies are never wrong:

Crowdstrike will go the same way as Joe Biden. They're deader than disco.

I have never liked Microsoft 365. I like my apps on my local computer.

Funniest mission statement ever:

WTF? Global internet outage. Sky News Down 911 Emergency Phones Out in the US All down to an anti virus program, Crowdstrike, taking Microsoft down. Anyone else affected? (I think it may be the end of the world as we know it)

Elon Musk ‘to give Trump campaign $45m a month’ after shooting

Meanwhile, Trumps week continues to get better:

I am the Sage of Sholing.

Truth Social now 42.38 up+11.49 (+37.20%)

Thought for the day:

Good try:

Voted Republican in the last election? Yeah, when he was 16 yrs old.

Senility:

Courage: