Those additional points deductions in full...

[CB Fry]

This just in from the the good Doctor Mawhinney at the Football League.

 

As expected, the additional points deducted and reasons as follows:

 

10 points - the much anticipated "Catch-22" punishment where SFC can't produce CVA because they were never in administration in the first place even though all debts have been cleared by SLH that was in admin. Or something.

 

5 points - the League have activated their "we were lying all along" as the highly educated and more perceptive posters spotted. They were clever enough to understand that their six seperate denials across four different new agencies that they planned to deduct any further points was just an elaborate porkie pie pie.

 

2 points - because the league "backtracked" (oh, we're good) from really deducting them, and then did some more. God we hate stripes.

 

5 points - because sanctions had a "s" at the end and everything. Stands to reason.

 

10 points - activated by Neil Doncaster from the board of Norwich City on the grounds of "if I can't deduct points from rivals what am I doing on the FL board? Screw em."

 

7 points - activated by Robin Norwich from the board of Doncaster Rovers on the grounds that being fictional does not stop me from having it in for Southampton Football Club. Everyone else in world football does. More than anyone.

 

4 points accrued on a point for every 100 contacts from Saints fans bombarding emails to the league waiting for "clarification of the rules". Final total 417.

 

1 point added for the 311 fans complaining they didn't get a personalised telephone reply from Mawhinney and instead recieved a standard email.

 

10 points becuase LUTON GOT POINTS DEDUCTED!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THEY DID THEY DID THEY DID AND WE WILL FROM THE BACKTRACKING LYING LEAGUE. THEY WILL THEY WILL THEY WILL. Okay, you win. Call it Eleven points.

 

1 point for Fialka and his unfortnate ears.

 

And TWENTY SEVEN more points suspended for a year on the grounds the self persecuting conspiracy ranters will be lost without some higher evil to moan about. We'll call it the Lowe toll.

 

 

 

All in all, I think we deserve it.

 

Bring on the brighter tomorrow, and a day with no bloody paranoia any more.

Edited 8 July, 2009 by CB Fry

[RonManager]

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