No lifers

[CabbageFace]

Hi all you sad mongchopped no lifers,

 

How are things? Have your realised there is more to life than eating mens genitals and headbutting emu's?

 

Get a life

 

Love

 

F_C

[Jillyanne]

I am fine thanks.

 

Jillyanne x

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I used to live next door to an Ostrich farm. FACT.

 

It's closed down now

[scott_saints]

I sucked off a 'orse.

[INFLUENCED.COM]

I used to live next door to an Ostrich farm

 

The Irish SAS stormed Mumbai Zoo last week in an attempt to release all the Ostriches being held.

[hamster]

The Irish SAS stormed Mumbai Zoo last week in an attempt to release all the Ostriches being held.

 

Wow! did they remember to shoot the Gorillas?

[saint_stevo]

CF,

 

You re-activated your facebook account.

 

Nuff said.

 

s_s

[aids victim]

I changed my facebook status every day this week.

 

My life is slowly fading away, but I am going to rectify it 'cos I got a brer in Plan B.

[Scudamore]

I changed my facebook status every day this week.

 

My life is slowly fading away, but I am going to rectify it 'cos I got a brer in Plan B.

 

I went Plan B to see Basement Jaxx last weekend...they were sh:te...

[Matt SFC]

I have genital warts