cambsaint Posted 9 December, 2008 Share Posted 9 December, 2008 I have just been watching Delia, and all the references to her beloved Norwich City in which she and her husband have sunk a great deal of their money. It has given me an idea for Rupes to rescue the finances of the club. The idea is that Rupert gets his own show, and associated book contract-it would certainly suit his ego. It could be called "See You Next Tuesday" (or in text abbreviation-"C-U Next TueS") Obvious episodes would be: "How to 'buy?' a football club on the cheap." "An idiot's guide to man management, motivation and retention." "An egomaniac's guide to win fans and influence them." "How to eat on the cheap by murdering your own ducks and assorted game." and best of all - "How to decorate the Itchen Bridge." If it made a lot of money he and his mates could sort out the clubs finances by way of a one-for one rights issue- £7.5 mill at current values-just what we need. Other ideas for programme episodes welcome. Cambsaint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 December, 2008 Share Posted 9 December, 2008 You didn't need to explain the see you next tuesday thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 9 December, 2008 Share Posted 9 December, 2008 How about: 'make sure that we don't have to pay any win bonuses'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 9 December, 2008 Share Posted 9 December, 2008 I think our esteemed Chairman should consider prostituting himself down the docks , there's always money to be made from lonesome sailors - especially for high class totty . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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