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lols Bob have you blocked me from PMing you?

 

:lol: v.wise trip-b!

 

He's just missed the latest wave. Did you get it bear?

 

I am thinking about bletchy walking through his bungalow to 'the study', putting on his special internet spectacles and seeing the PM notification. As he loads it up (dial up internet no doubt), Mrs Bletch walks in with a warm mug of coco and a jaffa cake.

 

oh yeah i should unblock tokyos if i was you trib-b, the latest selections will be v.much to ur interest

 

I just sent a test and it went through. Maybe he was just ban himself from group PMs as he knows whats coming.

 

Thanks for the latest pics Tokes, rest assured I will not block you from sending these interesting PM's

 

I've not blocked no one, wouldn't know how.

 

Now can I have those pictures please

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TBF there are more flattering photos of her around. And bletch please don't answer any more Toke's riddles, I fear for what may end up in my inbox should you fail.

 

Ah mystery solved 3B. I was out and about, and Tapatalk showed me what I took to be a new thread in TMS by Toke entitled "Prize - Very safe for work". I attempted to open it and Tapatalk crashed. I re-opend Tapatalk and looked for the thread and couldn't find it. I assumed that Toke had over-stepped the mark and the thread had been removed...

 

He's just missed the latest wave. Did you get it bear?

 

I am thinking about bletchy walking through his bungalow to 'the study', putting on his special internet spectacles and seeing the PM notification. As he loads it up (dial up internet no doubt), Mrs Bletch walks in with a warm mug of coco and a jaffa cake.

 

...and only now do I realise that it wasn't a thread, it was instead a PM. The new Tapatalk seems to show messages and threads you've participated in, in the same screen.

 

Toke, how can I begin to thank you for the images that you chose to share with me?

 

The lady with the native American Indian headdress (my reward for getting the riddle correct) was truly magnificent. Thank you.

 

But the other two pictures (my punishment for getting the riddles incorrect) were less magnificent.

 

The drug-addled lady tugging her own nipple to produce a sickeningly small and wasted triangle of breast (all of this on a public transport vehicle), was not to my taste.

 

As for the other image, I've had to polish my Internet spectacles several times before finally reaching for my trusty magnifying glass to confirm that the two ladies on the bed also have penises. They appear to be simultaneously both ladies and boys. Is that congenital, or are they the biggest ****orises on earth? Poor things.

 

I'm not sure what gave you the impression that I would appreciate such material, I guess it was just a lucky guess.

 

Got to go, the coco is getting cold so I'll probably have to make him a cup of cocoa to warm him up.

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It said you 'have chosen to not to receive personal messages' I was hoping you got busted at work earlier and there was a funny story to tell.

 

There's a reason why I sit on the back row at work!

 

As my BFF bletch has stated the Native American Indian inspired image was early welcomed, the other one not so.

 

Have to still receive the image of Bear and its BFF so can't comment

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Hopefully those images have saved to some long forgotten memory bank in your phone and will pop up again at a suitable moment.

 

More to follow unless you can tell me...

 

In what month do people tend to sleep the least?

 

Well there really is no jeopardy here. That isn't a threat.

 

If I get it right, then I get a porn PM.

 

If I get it wrong, then I get a porn PM.

 

And as you don't know my sexual proclivity, you don't know which one I'm looking forward to most.

 

So, I'll take a stab at the month when you die.

 

Bring it on Toke. Bring it on.

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