Injury time

[Stud mark of doom]

What are your most memorable SFC off-the-field injuries? 

Who hasn’t attempted to bring something falling out of the fridge “under control” without recalling Dave Beasant and his jar of pickled onions?

And as lawn mowers are dusted off for the spring, who hesitates for a moment thinking of Charlie George before clearing grass off the blade? 
 

[benjii]

When I slipped at home, and landed weird, and the wife's hairbrush ended up in my arse.