The Ultimate Christmas

[Willo of Whiteley]

What habits do you or your family have?

Are there any traditions going on?

Is there a song you have to switch off every single time you hear it come on?

Who’s the family member you would not like to attend?

 

[Challenger]

The tradition I stick with is to ignore the whole bloody thing until a couple of weeks before the event, not banging on about it in October.

As a married man, my favourite non attendee is the obvious one.

Remember, it's all about celebrating the birth of baby Jesus, not a stuff your face, piss up.

[egg]

1 minute ago, Challenger said:

The tradition I stick with is to ignore the whole bloody thing until a couple of weeks before the event, not banging on about it in October.

As a married man, my favourite non attendee is the obvious one.

Remember, it's all about celebrating the birth of baby Jesus, not a stuff your face, piss up.

Yep, I avoid it until late. Sod all this putting a tree up just after bonfire night malarkey. 

Leave present shopping til the week before, avoid Christmas markets, and keep the day low key. Good food, and the company I want to keep. 

My sister has never received an invite. 

And that Mariah Carey song should be banned and replaced with Winter Wonderland by the Courteeners.  

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

40 minutes ago, Challenger said:

The tradition I stick with is to ignore the whole bloody thing until a couple of weeks before the event, not banging on about it in October.

As a married man, my favourite non attendee is the obvious one.

Remember, it's all about celebrating the birth of baby Jesus, not a stuff your face, piss up.

The wife?

Edited 15 minutes ago by Stripey McStripe Shirt