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I also liked the implication that we'd be disadvantaged scouting players in future because we need to be careful to abide by the rules. Does that mean all other clubs are cheating somehow?

What a strange woman.

God bless America. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmy0r96xygx6o

Still makes me giggle when I think about it.

Could we bring him in as an assistant instead? Or a junior analyst?

FA's Tonda Eckert = FATE Written in the stars. We're going up.

What if I named my son 'Tomorrow'?

He will be fine. Just didn't want to go on international duty with Brazil.

Maybe he wanted to start a family.

You're thinking of Steve Owen. Michael Owen's dad.

Yeah, but, Saints (or Tonda) haven't brought the game in to disrepute. Nobody would have been the wiser of Boro hadn't grassed. So, technically, they're the ones who should be punished. Case closed, your honour.

Sorry for any spoilers to anyone who hasn't caught up to circa year 2000 in EastEnders.

Also, his brother was shot by his girlfriend on his own doorstep. I'd be paranoid too.

Also, his brother was shot by his girlfriend on his own doorstep. I'd be paranoid too.