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Hopefully that result really puts the American public appetite off football for a while so we don't have to put up with so much nonsense to appease them.

Thank fuck it's not going to extra time.

Hilarious how shit Ronaldo is these days. Mad that he still gets selected for international duty.

What does 'woke' mean in this context?

Not really. Think we've played something like 17 knock out matches in world cups since we won it in 66. Obviously a good chunk of them have been losses where we've been knocked out. The majority of the others have been relatively routine last 16 matches that we probably expected to win. Don't think it's that much of a stretch to say that this is one of the best amongst the remaining handful that we've actually won.

Broke his wrist falling over a coca-cola advert. Now that's what I call a hydration break. Boom boom!

Haaland?

He's a cyborg of some sort, surely? Is that robot that delivered the match ball at half time his twin?

Assumed this screenshot was fake news when I first saw it. Bloody hell...

Does it? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cewqq5q8v41o

Needed a wee whilst out and about in Cornwall last week. Public toilets were 50p to use. Bit miffed, but I stumped up the cash as I was desperate and once in there made sure I got my money's worth by squeezing out an unnecessary poo.

Or send a voice note to Points of View.

Deadly serious. They've been talking about the altitude on the news.

Actually insane what an advantage Mexico will have tonight, and this truly puts it in to perspective.