Is Mrs Turkish blind or stupid? Oh, silly me. Of course she has to be both!
I expect all your mates are meathead idiots who treated their wives badly, were insensitive, inattentive meatheads, that sort of thing. Grown men who never stopped believing they were the hardest men in the world, or 'lads'. You know the sort.
Nah, I'm only kidding. But seriously, Turks, my old cockeroo - I expect they all left their husbands because, having met you, they realised they could never be happy. you showed the others up to be what they were not in comparison to you: An erudite, intellectually gifted Adonis of a man.