RedArmy

Difficult to pick just 10 but train tracks have definitely got to be up there for me.

Funnily enough Kent isn’t thought very highly of by the rest of the country when it comes to boats.

They used to be but they sacked them and replaced them with agency ferries.

Have you seen our recruitment on the football side of things? I’m not sure this club does the “best candidates” thing any more full stop.

Swing Lowe

That’s bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Great to have the Maccabees back.

Lovely set of cannons on the pyramid stage right now.

No it’s true.

Always been of the opinion that a pyramid headliner should be a legendary act as that is what separates Glastonbury from your every weekend summer festival, and I was lucky enough to see the Stones the first year I went, but this is fucking dreadful.

And the alternative is Charlie xcx miming. So far Pulp could have headlined both days.

Glastonbury trying to hide just how empty the pyramid field is for Neil Young by turning off every light facing the crowd.

I don’t really get it any more to be honest, it stopped being funny many moons ago. They’ve got a decent back catalogue now, they don’t need the gimmicks.

Pulp are fantastic, not sure why the crowd seem so bored. Should have headlined instead of that nepo idiot last night.

One of the worst lineups I’ve ever seen, Emily is ruining her father’s legacy. If it was in the garden I’d phone the council.