RedArmy

Difficult to pick just 10 but train tracks have definitely got to be up there for me.

Funnily enough Kent isn’t thought very highly of by the rest of the country when it comes to boats.

They used to be but they sacked them and replaced them with agency ferries.

Have you seen our recruitment on the football side of things? I’m not sure this club does the “best candidates” thing any more full stop.

Swing Lowe

That’s bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Great to have the Maccabees back.

Lovely set of cannons on the pyramid stage right now.

No it’s true.

Always been of the opinion that a pyramid headliner should be a legendary act as that is what separates Glastonbury from your every weekend summer festival, and I was lucky enough to see the Stones the first year I went, but this is fucking dreadful.

And the alternative is Charlie xcx miming. So far Pulp could have headlined both days.

Glastonbury trying to hide just how empty the pyramid field is for Neil Young by turning off every light facing the crowd.

I don’t really get it any more to be honest, it stopped being funny many moons ago. They’ve got a decent back catalogue now, they don’t need the gimmicks.

Pulp are fantastic, not sure why the crowd seem so bored. Should have headlined instead of that nepo idiot last night.

One of the worst lineups I’ve ever seen, Emily is ruining her father’s legacy. If it was in the garden I’d phone the council.

Surprised nobody has mentioned Ricardo Fuller yet.

Friday night vs Charlton is my guess.

This is Saints. We’ll probably end up with AMN back instead

Scored a belter of a free kick at Watford, then when we got another in a decent position in stoppage time Lallana took it (poorly) despite JPS being on a hat-trick.

Toby Alderweireld. Including Les Reed having his pants pulled down because he didn’t read the small print of the deal, then threatening to sue all involved I’d expect VVD was already in our sights too, imagine them two as a pairing that season.

Fascinating. All before the megastore changed its opening times to Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

Definitely won’t be a Tuesday. Apart from that gay as fuck thing last year they normally just reveal it and it’s immediately available. That launch last year went down like a led balloon so would assume they’ll go back to the usual store opens, kit revealed at the same time, come and get it.

Expected better from you. The megastore only opens on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It will only be revealed and launched on one of those 3 days.

The bar is very, very low.

Like the Finn’s once said “Everywhere you go, always take the weather with you” Thanks Tony Blair, I much preferred the shit weather we used to have.