RedArmy

If it can’t score, consider signing it.

Another cult hero for the dinlos. Woeful footballer.

Dowie

Yeah but he does tricks so everyone loves him.

Genuinely no idea what we did to piss off the refs this much that they very obviously fuck us over every game.

Because he couldn’t finish his dinner

Bit early to be this drunk isn’t it?

How many games have we created this many chances? Not really a like for like comparison is it.

Sorry just busy watching the highlights of all those good chances he buried in the first half. Couldn’t find them, only some pointless tricks with nobody anywhere near him.

Because his finishing is fucking shite

Is that going down as a concussion sub? Amazon saying they’ve still got 4 subs left.

For someone with such gifted technical ability, Fernandes’ first touch is shite.

It’s on Amazon

Neither deserve to be

He came on at arsenal away and within seconds we had thrown away a 2 goal lead thanks to him being shite and uninterested.

Tell us who it is Jordy.

Why has Bednarek gone for that? Less said about mccarthy the better. Get him gone in January.

He’ll be replacing Pep at City any day now.

That might be his mantra, but his application of it is “if it’s broke, fuck it up even more”

Woke nonsense.

Nonsense. That unbeaten run and multiple injury time winners was fun. If you can’t enjoy a season like that just stop watching football.

Yeah he’s so great that’s why he’s at Sheffield Wednesday. Whatever next…Pep at Morecambe?

True we look like one of those teams from the arse end of the Baltic playing in the champions league.

Would just be nice to not look like we’re in a cup game as the plucky underdog every weekend.