RedArmy

Should have gone back to Ferrari I think.

Leeds had more than 2 good players to sell though.

The club do realise all 3 kits were leaked weeks ago and teasing them is absolutely pointless?

It’s common sense. Warnings for wind I can just about tolerate, nobody wanders around with an anemometer and a sudden gust could be problematic, but surely an adult can tell when it’s too hot and doesn’t need the metoffice to tell them that.

Well that’s annoying because I was just about to renew ready for the new season.

They have no idea what’s coming do they?

Bear in mind Ryan Manning was in the team of the season and didn’t get promoted and then we signed him and he was bang average (at best). EDIT: sorry didn’t realise it was a pun thread now. We don’t need to be saddled with any more players that aren’t capable of the step up. That’s better.

Have the Chinese managed to put a collar on them unlike puma?

Makes you wonder how there was a Y2K bug then.

For the second season in a row Puma have decided to make the U5’s kit different to the real one. Last years had red around the collar instead of black and no black at the end of the sleeves and this years has a round neck and not a collar. Why?

Did you used to think The Dell was sponsored by an IT company?

Drove past St Mary’s this morning and the boards above the megastore were still the ones with last seasons kit. Seems a bit strange that they weren’t stripped before both our contract with rollbit ended (free advertisement) and our new kits being available to buy.

Difficult to pick just 10 but train tracks have definitely got to be up there for me.

Funnily enough Kent isn’t thought very highly of by the rest of the country when it comes to boats.

They used to be but they sacked them and replaced them with agency ferries.

Have you seen our recruitment on the football side of things? I’m not sure this club does the “best candidates” thing any more full stop.

Swing Lowe

That’s bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Great to have the Maccabees back.

Lovely set of cannons on the pyramid stage right now.

No it’s true.

Always been of the opinion that a pyramid headliner should be a legendary act as that is what separates Glastonbury from your every weekend summer festival, and I was lucky enough to see the Stones the first year I went, but this is fucking dreadful.

And the alternative is Charlie xcx miming. So far Pulp could have headlined both days.

Glastonbury trying to hide just how empty the pyramid field is for Neil Young by turning off every light facing the crowd.

I don’t really get it any more to be honest, it stopped being funny many moons ago. They’ve got a decent back catalogue now, they don’t need the gimmicks.