Sheaf Saint

Tennis players doing this after every fucking point

If she could bring herself back from the dead to do that, I would finally be convinced of her paranormal abilities.

Enjoying Future Islands. The front man is an interesting character. Clearly pours his heart and soul into the performance.

Maybe you're just too old to receive what they're trying to transmit 😉

Meanwhile on the Park Stage, Kae Tempest has clearly had reduction surgery and been taking testosterone supplements. So much so that my daughter assumed it was actually a bloke on stage. They've changed an awful lot since I first saw 'her' at Bestival in 2011 fronting a band called Sound of Rum. Still a great artist though.

Never gonna happen... https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/glastonbury-iron-maiden-bruce-dickinson-b2778153.html

I was hoping to catch a bit of Scissor Sisters but the feed from the Woodsies Stage failed. I know they're cheesier than a wotsit fondue, but I saw them at Homelands in Winchester in the mid 00s and they're a fun live act.

Got to be the most dreary and uninspiring Saturday headliner they've ever had. I get that he's very famous and still has a lot of dedicated fans, but this is utter shit.

Ezra Collective really bringing the party on the Other stage. I saw them a couple of weeks ago at Moovin festival and they're absolutely superb live.

Pulp have been really good. Seems the surprise act on the Park Stage is gonna be Haim. Not a huge fan but always worth watching their live shows, if only to see the gurning faces their bass player pulls

Oh and I'm looking forward to seeing just how much of Kneecap's set the BBC end up censoring, after announcing they wouldn't show it live.

There's a surprise act on the Pyramid stage this evening and loads of people are convinced it's gonna be Pulp. Have to say I'm really not a fan of their new material. If I was there I would be at the Park Stage tonight - Beth Gibbons followed by Caribou. Last night there was a glimpse of Paul McCartney watching one of the acts from the side of the stage, and I see that the Bootleg Beatles are due to play the acoustic stage tomorrow. I wonder if he'll join them on stage?

And not made by 10yo kids earning 30p a day.

That's more than Danny Ings managed in his entire Liverpool career prior to joining us.

If you're referring to the multiple handball incidents then I'm sorry but I have to disagree. They weren't dubious, they were absolutely brainless from the player. The good news though is that there's no VAR this season, so he might actually get away with some of those.