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Behind Enemy Lines

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  • Birthday 04/03/1978

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  1. 2 weeks away from scoring…
  2. With all these tv puns flying around here, I hope I don’t get to see The Equaliser tonight.
  3. Offence taken by all non league strikers!
  4. It’s frustrating I know, especially when you don’t see roadworks/an accident. But someone explained to me once the idea behind it and it makes it slightly more bearable. It’s all about cameras feeding to a system where it sees buildups and adjusts the flow of traffic, sometimes many miles before, to try and even the flow and get a greater number of cars through than would happen if they all piled into the build up at the national speed limit. Although that person had no explanation when I said I’ve seen that many times on the M25 and other motorways at 0200 when going to/from work.
  5. Does anybody have a feed please? My one has dropped off to another game.
  6. Sadly not working at this pub.
  7. How do I get the barmaid to go onto Sly Sports + to get the game? I’ve not had Sky for years!
  8. Calling a certain poster, calling a certain poster, your audience awaits…..
  9. Taxi drivers that don’t put on the air conditioning when it’s roasting outside, and have their window open a fraction, then raise your window and lock the controls and suddenly don’t understand any English when you ask them to put the air on on 😰
  10. I’m surprised you haven’t pointed out they now use individual chairs, not a bench now.
  11. We’re going to need a bigger stadium 😂 Sorry, just fishing.
  12. Just get a car with memory seats. Press one button and the seats and mirrors go back to the way you want them. Expensive solution though 😂
  13. Small world. My first job was as a paperboy for the newsagent in Hollybank. They used to smoke like chimneys in the back room. Back to my first record. I was young. I fancied the singer like mad. She was also an actress. But the song is a bit cheesy and embarrassing so you should be so lucky if I’m going to tell you! In my defence, I bought it more for the cover than the actual song. First CD album I bought was Dire Straits, Brother In Arms. Have been lucky to meet Mark Knopfler and also his family on a few occasions. All lovely people.
  14. The grunting in the tennis is so annoying. It was proven years ago that it’s not needed and doesn’t add anything to the performance of the players.
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