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Behind Enemy Lines

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  • Birthday 03/04/1978

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  1. Russell Martin - Shaggy, It Wasn’t Me.
  2. 2 weeks away from scoring…
  3. With all these tv puns flying around here, I hope I don’t get to see The Equaliser tonight.
  4. Offence taken by all non league strikers!
  5. It’s frustrating I know, especially when you don’t see roadworks/an accident. But someone explained to me once the idea behind it and it makes it slightly more bearable. It’s all about cameras feeding to a system where it sees buildups and adjusts the flow of traffic, sometimes many miles before, to try and even the flow and get a greater number of cars through than would happen if they all piled into the build up at the national speed limit. Although that person had no explanation when I said I’ve seen that many times on the M25 and other motorways at 0200 when going to/from work.
  6. Does anybody have a feed please? My one has dropped off to another game.
  7. Sadly not working at this pub.
  8. How do I get the barmaid to go onto Sly Sports + to get the game? I’ve not had Sky for years!
  9. Calling a certain poster, calling a certain poster, your audience awaits…..
  10. Taxi drivers that don’t put on the air conditioning when it’s roasting outside, and have their window open a fraction, then raise your window and lock the controls and suddenly don’t understand any English when you ask them to put the air on on 😰
  11. I’m surprised you haven’t pointed out they now use individual chairs, not a bench now.
  12. We’re going to need a bigger stadium 😂 Sorry, just fishing.
  13. Just get a car with memory seats. Press one button and the seats and mirrors go back to the way you want them. Expensive solution though 😂
  14. Small world. My first job was as a paperboy for the newsagent in Hollybank. They used to smoke like chimneys in the back room. Back to my first record. I was young. I fancied the singer like mad. She was also an actress. But the song is a bit cheesy and embarrassing so you should be so lucky if I’m going to tell you! In my defence, I bought it more for the cover than the actual song. First CD album I bought was Dire Straits, Brother In Arms. Have been lucky to meet Mark Knopfler and also his family on a few occasions. All lovely people.
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