St Landrew

Pompey equalised..! Don't care.

Great roar from the crowd at the final whistle.

Full time. Bloody well done Saints. Wembley bound..!

Sunderland down to NINE men. Still winning though.

Ooh bugger..! Where..?

As Kris Temple has just said, blow the whistle ref, this one is over..!

Pretty sure Lloyd James to come on for Thomas. Lallana scores..!

Well said..!

Hello, could be a sending off for someone.

Ah, I'm sure it's fine then. Exported Italian wine has improved dramatically over the years. They used to keep any good stuff to themselves.

7 minutes of normal time to go.

Emergency sub - Alex Rae on for MKD.

French Chardonnay for 3 Euros..? Must be bloody awful.

It's all tongue-in-cheek. We love him too.

James and Wotton getting warmed up.

Yeah, he's put himself about.

Farmer's Gun rings out.

Hello, Dave Merrington whispering again, as if he is spilling a special secret.

Saints around the MKD penalty area for a spell.

Well, who tells the people behind, who wish to sit and watch, they are in the wrong. 20 minutes to play

Apparently people have been drinking and are standing up, so people behind can't see.

What on earth for..? Who cares who you get as opposition..? I don't understand, I really don't. You obviously want an opposition with the best chance of beating us, yes..?

Carlisle are at Wembley.

What's the matter with some Saints fans. They're having a bash at each other. Sunderland down to 10 men now. Corner Saints. Thomas over the bar.

Lambert taking corners. At least he can deliver them to the right place.