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saintkiptanui

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  1. They cheated, let us back in.
  2. All ginger haired people's breath smells of baked beans.
  3. Halatosis
  4. cunnilingus
  5. 2 glasses lead to a bottle. I agree about body tired but the mind won't switch off, always something to think about. The missus does the snoring in our house and every night she insists on a cuddle before sleep, she falls asleep within secnds and I'm left with her dribbling on my arm until I can safely push her aside
  6. As if it could get worse Robbie(victim, c*nt, w*nker, sp*nkbubbling **** c*nt ) has just got lifetime achievement, utter balls. and even the missus has turned over, thank f*ck
  7. Hopefully after tnight that fat Northern tw*t Peter Kay will never be seen again.
  8. I prefer to brush them under the carpet. My missus has a habit of mentioning how the Kitchen needs decorating or ideas for the spare room as I'm trying to get to sleep which instantly puts 2 hours on my insomnia:( N.B we have a thrilling sex life.
  9. He has no shame, that was horrific.
  10. Writing down all your troubles before bed sounds like a recipe for disaster
  11. Bet on Birmingahm and then lay them off.
  12. Depression??
  13. Peter kay is about as funny as lenny Henry. It's an utter gimp fest. Jonathon Ross has just upped the gimp factor, what a Draper.
  14. So Betfair will be losing commision, something it would rather not do
  15. I didn't have a gambling/drinking problem when it started 20 years ago. I used to have to say Caprice, euthanasia, alzheimers before I could sleep.
  16. 2, my post was serious.
  17. game over
  18. Peter Kay dying on stage big time, Florence looking ugly, Tom from Kasabian falling over and Peter kay making him feel like an awkward drunk and Lady Ga Ga being emotional about her "best friend" Alexander Mcqueen. It could be worse than the Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox effort.
  19. No donkey breath, they wouldn't suspend it for that, they would be losing income, basically it's because they have info on you going pop. Bye Bye:p
  20. As Huntingdon has said in a different thread betfair are cancelling betting on relegation from the premiership tomorrow morning, I have a feeling they know something.
  21. Not wishing to big up Basingstoke but if you think That Basingstoke has more rough areas than portsmouth you are a moron. Southampton and Portsmuth both have far higher crime than Basingstoke, the big headline each week in the Gazette is normally about a missing cat against the weekly murders further South. Obviously Southampton and Portsmouth have a lot more going for them when it comes to history, nightlife, culture etc...
  22. Yeh I wuld just love to see that horrible c*nting club in the champions league, yu forgotten Adrian heath, greame Sharp?? oh and andy gray but I d think it's a good idea
  23. I often take days off work to watch full 90 mintues of games in the past, I especially enjoy the turgid 0-0 draw against Derby under the branfoot era.
  24. I am a terrible sleeper, every night I suffer from spas attacks where my body and brain don't agree it's time to sleep, constantly wake in a panic thinking I can't breath or move. Usually takes a good two hours to get to sleep, reading is the only thing that gets me to sleep. If I wake early during the week I could sleep frever, at the weekend if I wake at 6am, thats me awake. Sleeping is for the weak.
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