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I think we will draw 1-1

god forbid if we get a penalty decision in that period now - refs will be averse to giving them for us. can't see why they can't carry gels in their shorts tbh; take a leaf out of cyclists' books

We need to plan for life without him, which means getting a good loan back from Chelsea or spending some (fairly serious) dosh elsewhere because not sure Adam Armstrong is quite the solution

I suspect Howe may be available again once Newcastle aim for the next level of signings - ie next season. So timing still might not work. Weren't there loads of rumours about him being about to be appointed when Ralph was in one of his confused managerial segments back there. Even being spotted in the crowd? Sounds feasible to me.

Why? He said he was on our list, not is.

Could be. The Brentford connection again

Quite.

Would be the biggest disaster ever. Hope it’s Danny Rohl or Oriol Romeu

It couldn’t be Graham Potter, could it?

Stinks, the whole thing

And when we play them, our goal is definitely offside. The Saudis have already been on to the VAR crew

Trippier did his metatarsal. Fracture so out for 6 weeks? hahahahahahaha. Bad luck Newcastle. Can't buy your way out of that one

And in dying seconds Vestergard lumps it out of play. We mugged them dor that cash

Vestergard comes on for Leicester. They concede within a minute. Hilarious

Emerson Royale with cheese McTominonominay Weaselly Ronaldo and Fernandes lecturing the refs Son diving and cheating All spurs fans (had to add that)

Wonder how much the Saudis paid for those offside VAR lines

That world class save today, the big hand one: first thing I thought was I wish he was a big younger. Said no one.

But didn’t I mean who cares?

No. And expensive. Most of the money probably goes on the hairdressing bill

And now our other Man City loan target Liam Delap is on also

This. Ralph was mystifying when he picked McCarthy ahead of him. Our form has coincided with a proper keeper in the sticks. Imbues confidence, as I’ve said countless times. McCarthy should be sold

Saints one-time target James McAtee on for City

Another terrific performance against another odious team. Romeu immense

Fraser forster take a bow. Anyone who thinks he’s not number one needs to give their head a wobble

Uh oh