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It’s where we miss a captain with real leadership skills

It’s okay. Ralph is a tactical genius and will work something out, mid-game. It’s totally his strength.

Time for Ralph to show if he’s not shit again

Salisu has signed for Newcastle. Convinced.

Every time we get a good position we totally take the foot off the pedal

Ffs. Why do we do this?

Smallbone? Interesting Glad he’s not trying to shoehorn Livramento in and better balance with Perraud and KWP. Dropping Broja also quite brave but deserved from the sounds of things

does anyone in the ticket office actually pick up the phone? 40 mins on hold so far

I got 200-1 on them getting a top 10 finish a while back

We had 70% possession apparently

Perhaps Ralph has told them he’s off to United 😉

Not me. Ralph always seems to want to shoehorn Livramento in and force KWP into his wrong position. Lacks balance.

Correct. Same applies to your darling awful footballer McCarthy

Gagging to say that, huh?

We thought that! Shame their players hadn’t eaten all the pies

Not a bad manager after all, huh?

He’s exactly the player they will buy. Probably already.

Did they tap him up before the game?

His sort always seem to score against us

Theo Paphides is better than Theo Walcott, frankly

Winks is absolutely awful. Livramento is not. So I'm guessing this is an 'I'm out' kind of deal. Nice try, Levy, you arse.

So, is Broja ours now? wink wink #abramovichshandytwoweekbreaktofixhispersonalaffairs

So, is Broja ours now? wink wink #abramovichshandytwoweekbreaktofixhispersonalaffairs

I think it's quite simple: if Salisu plays, we have a chance of a win. If he doesn't, a point is decent. They're a much better (aka completely different) team than they were before the FA rolled over and let their new riches tickle their tummy. They have goals in them, and a better defence. I'd be happy with 1-1.

Bag of old balls. But didn’t think we’d get anything. Need to be right back on it against Newcastle. Kwp to start please. Will Salisu still be out?