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Amazed he hasn’t brought Sterling on

Palace have pretty much shown how to play them. Harried and pressed from start to finish. Rode their luck, but decent. Not sure we have their physicality or robust shape

Bernardo Silva has been poor

Come on Palace. Lotsa injuries please…

He'll probably play Livramento up front. His 'look at me' team selection moments are really bad.

Hoo bloody ray

Broja on? Has to do something at half time surely?

This. Tinkering again

It’s where we miss a captain with real leadership skills

It’s okay. Ralph is a tactical genius and will work something out, mid-game. It’s totally his strength.

Time for Ralph to show if he’s not shit again

Salisu has signed for Newcastle. Convinced.

Every time we get a good position we totally take the foot off the pedal

Ffs. Why do we do this?

Smallbone? Interesting Glad he’s not trying to shoehorn Livramento in and better balance with Perraud and KWP. Dropping Broja also quite brave but deserved from the sounds of things

does anyone in the ticket office actually pick up the phone? 40 mins on hold so far

I got 200-1 on them getting a top 10 finish a while back

We had 70% possession apparently

Perhaps Ralph has told them he’s off to United 😉

Not me. Ralph always seems to want to shoehorn Livramento in and force KWP into his wrong position. Lacks balance.

Correct. Same applies to your darling awful footballer McCarthy

Gagging to say that, huh?

We thought that! Shame their players hadn’t eaten all the pies

Not a bad manager after all, huh?

He’s exactly the player they will buy. Probably already.