DT

Ralph. Are you going to do anything?

Not sure how Stephen’s misses that

Romeu knock. Diallo on, Ralph?

We have five subs. With ten men we really have to use them. Ralph always seems slow to act on substitutions. Armstrong on for Broja would take the game back to them

Ralph should bring on Armstrong for Broja. Need his energy/harrying/pace

I mean. How that’s not a yellow for the foul don Romeu when the one on Valery was I’ll never know

You’d have thought if it’s your actual job you could come out with more than boring obvious platitudes. But Roberts managed it. Added absolutely nothing.

This is great. Such memories

Someone called Jess Fishlock is punditting at half time. Has to be a Pompey plant

For an absolute muscle of a man Obafemi didn’t half go down easily there.

Oh. Here we go. What an absolute twat.

Yes, agreed. Ralph needs to make these changes at HT

Broja has t I thought I heard that too. Most amusing.

Tella should have had another goal at least We really need to start capitalising and building leads. We’re well on top but one is never enough.

I’m watching on iPlayer. Bit behind as a stream I think but good picture etc

Nice weight on the pass from Tella. Good finish. Sweet.

He’s too busy watching McCarthy humping you

Must have been watching de gea or something but only in selective years

We look a bit rusty so far

Horrible challenge by valery

Oh bad luck Newcastle. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer set of fans.

Most Spurs players but especially Son and that Emerson Royal fella. Also, Scott McTominy. The thing they all have in common is that they dive at the slightest touch and roll around like they’ve been sniped. Cannot abide cheats like that

trust you mean without

De Gea has been very good this season. Have you actually watched him?

Suspect the City boys are a real target, given Ralph's words. Youth the way to go. Suggests Bale/Eriksen is pure fantasy, too...