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Traditionally we're rubbish in midweek games against northern teams most of us think we will beat. Especially when it's hideous weather. Research courtesy of Gutfeel - your unscientific guide to the footie

Stan Collymore reckons 1-1. Would take that.

It's a lesson for us. Really hope we don't qualify for Europe. Unless CL of course...

I think Shaw will go, and Lallana will probably go. Lambert and Rodriguez will miss out.

Fantastic result. We'll done lads. Sounded like Boruc double save in first half was very important.

Andy Carroll's been sent off and misses game against us Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Clunk. Window closed.

Punch-on got a move and Puncheon got a move Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Careful. You're not allowed to say we have a thin squad on here. It means you're not a true fan, or are a drama queen or something

They seem to have signed John Lennon by mistake

Isn't that the point of trying to build a good squad? Get rid of the weaknesses?

Isn't that the point of trying to build a good squad? Get rid of the weaknesses?

It's not panic buying to replace a terrible second choice goalkeeper who can't jump or command his box, an awful CB who when he plays enables opponents to pass him with ease (or watch him score an own goal) or prepare for the obvious loss of shaw in the summer by bedding in a new LB. Oh, and maybe get a replacement striker for an international worth £15m who we've loaned out until he hits someone else. But hey.

Hilarious

Couple more injuries and we're really screwed. Thin squad. Ridding deadwood in preparation for sale? Happy we've retained the stars though. Perhaps it was all to keep Pochettino's interest

I suspect it was a Cortese hissy fit signing

I was expecting dull but a teensy bit of spice

Ings would be an excellent signing

This is really, really dull

Might be his own private jet though

ALWAYS avoid players with ponytails

Haven't seen him run for years...

Agreed. Headless chicken. Need CB and striker, and maybe keeper.

Less of a window, more of a brick wall, this one... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Blimey. Ince has gone to Palace.