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Call the cops

Mystifying. How can we select 5 players who clearly aren't up to it?

Utter utter ****t

Can't think of many more abject performances

Hilarious people think he has a chance of going to World Cup.

Lambert's mutation into a pub player is complete

Lambert you piece of crapp

Hey, MP. I've got an idea. Play your best team, you muppet.

Davis reminding Sunderland fans about how utter gash he is there

F. F. S

FFs Davis. Come off your line for once! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

At f'in last... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Pick a team like that and you don't win. Mp an idiot Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Dire Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Good one! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Only thing I can think of is pm has picked Guly and Davis as sentimental last game for Saints ****** Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Can anyone explain why he's picked our second eleven ? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

But now he looks utterly abysmal Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Poyet is such a div Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Is Davis playing to exorcise his demons at Sunderland? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Ludicrous team selection. Utter madness. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Luke Shaw's brother Gary is also coming out of retirement

Drat. They won't be knackered and disheartened

Whilst I would never wish that a footballer received an injury forcing him to be unavailable for when we play them I do hope that Adam Johnson receives an injury forcing him to be unavailable for when we play them.

Traditionally we're rubbish in midweek games against northern teams most of us think we will beat. Especially when it's hideous weather. Research courtesy of Gutfeel - your unscientific guide to the footie