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To have stopped us going into the bottom three. Which we are now. Oh joy.

Does feel like a 'preparing for the championship' kind of name

Could do with Forest getting this penalty given

Why are we interested in him?

Devout Christian. Guess we're hoping he is good at praying we stay up,

Decent result for us. Two hours of my life I won’t get back

Had a funny feeling we might look at Russell Martin for a while. Nice guy. Hope it is Kompany though. Would be good i think

Quite. Someone gets it

🚨 The deal for Joe Shields to join Chelsea from Southampton has now been completed wanker

Ooh look. A distraction.

Leicester and Villa would be my guess

His head is on upside down

Just about compensation now. Prefer a decent well run club to cash, personally

Yeah, nothing to see here. We're in tip-top shape, right through the club. Everything is ROSY I tells ya

Embarrassing. Deserve to go down.

Guess they think that's the cheap way of getting Lavia rather than have any honour whatsoever. Horrible club, Chelsea.

Will the last ones at the club switch the lights off?

Bloody Potter shitting on us now too...

What an absolute shambles we are as a club. Utterly ludicrous. No direction, shit manager, awful team. And now no prospects

FFS

Agree. Did an amazing job at Burnley for many years. And outmanaged/out-tacticked Ralph a few times too. Not that I'm gagging for him. Bo sounds like the man. And I like his name. Reminds me of Derek.

I think it will be after the West Ham game now, when we are even further behind. Pretty depressing.

Another fruitless day of checking back to see if it's done yet before settling in to the usual 'six-pointer' talk and then meltdown as once again he picks a shit team and is unable to motivate them and we get zero points and then we call for him to be sacked and it settles down to another six pointer etc etc

They probably didn't mean if it was bottom three but yes, ridiculous. No wonder the players all look like they don't give a monkeys either

To be Frank, I hope so too