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Would be a brilliant thing.

🚨 Southampton are ready to pay €35-40million for PSV winger Cody Gakpo #saintsfc @RikElfrink crikey

🚨 Southampton are still ‘not making it easy’ for Oriol Romeu to complete a move to Girona #saintsfc @Nilsola10

There are ways of doing these things. *winks* (not harry)

TalkSport just suggested 'someone like Southampton' for Barkley. Have to say I hope not. Will be Everton as softener of deal for Anthony Gordon?

Monkey tennis?

Was never coming to us. Too billy big boots

Possibly better Negronis there too. Strong pull

I will just be happy that it is delayed again. Spurs next season.

Ooh. Handbags

The excitement is almost too much to bear 🚨 Aston Villa & West Ham are ‘primed to go head to head’ this week for Southampton defender Jan Bednarek #saintsfc @TomHopkinson

Hasenhuttl: “We've spent on five players the amount that Manchester United has spent on one player. That's the way we have to go. I didn't see much difference between the two teams.” #saintsfc yada yada

I do wish Ralph would stop whingeing about how little money we’ve got compared to Man U and others, the subtext being that he’s a genius for only losing 1-0. Brighton are in the same financial grouping and it doesn’t seem to affect them. Getting his excuses in again.

I have a hunch it will be Iheanacho.

Our squad is not strong enough or creative enough. If we don’t sign a striker and another defender at the very least we will struggle. Leicester just papers over the cracks. Hope Maitland Niles becomes a reality and we can add a proven striker too.

would be happy with a draw. 1-1

Talksport pundits Alex Crook and Stuart Pearce predict 1-3. Ray Parlour 1-2

Everton now after Ben Brererton Diaz, who was a target for us at one stage if I recall correctly Slippery buggers, strikers

Think Stu must have had a 'Ralph fallout'

selling Stuart Armstrong is monumentally stupid

Why? Correct. Also, goals. Oh and midfield

Pretty silly. Need to convert to a sale

No no no no no no no no no no. Amazingly overrated

And still the Harry Winks rumours persist. NOOOoOoOooOooooooo!

Everton seemingly the new West Ham with the way they are trolling us/going after same targets. Lampard will be sacked before Christmas, guaranteed...