Ponty

How did I miss this little nugget of sh*t?

Pancake scores 18/20

PM me what you've got, so as not to kill the quiz on day 1.

Well, he's not swearing and being abusive for a start. Knock it off, mate. The polite ones can stay.

Definitely.

I thought the match report itself was alright. Obviously the article is dripping in blue but the bones of it are fair enough.

Definitely the Wildhearts, mate. That's not to say there aren't commonalities between Abdul and the Yo Yos titles, Uppers and Downers had some pretty generic track names, but not the one I'm looking for.

We would be just as generous in our praise had we won, right?

Welcome to music quiz number two... Below is a list of artists who have released tracks with identical names, either as singles or on albums. There are also a couple of album titles for good measure. PS. The album titles do not include "Greatest Hits", etc. and the tracks are never cover versions of the same song. The challenge is to name the tracks/albums which share exact titles. Google is probably your friend. Enjoy. 1. Metallica/U2 2. David Bowie/Faith No More 3. Eric Clapton/The Offspring 4. Madonna/Green Day 5. Terrorvision/The Commodores 6. The Ramones/Bon Jovi/The Offspring/Poison/Ginger 7. The Doors/My Chemical Romance 8. Rihanna/Queens of the Stone Age 9. Foo Fighters/Depeche Mode 10. Paula Abdul/The Wildhearts 11. Stevie Wonder/Thunder 12. Faith Hill/Midnight Oil 13. Muse/Def Leppard 14. Bob Marley/Whitesnake 15. Rage Against The Machine/Green Day #1 16. Rage Against The Machine/Green Day #2 17. Pink Floyd/Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers 18. Velvet Revolver/David Bowie 19. The Beatles/Buckcherry 20. Jefferson Airplane/Queen

Now just a cotton-picking minute, SD, Tim coaches a girls' team in the USA, I'll have you know.

Sounds like an insult, tbh, and I fail to see how you can dress it up any other way, but you carry on, TT.

Regardless, this could be discussed on the post match thread.

I'd have swapped it for a swift kick in the nuts. It would've been less painful than the final score.

Well, I wasn't sure about the Waigo substitution but he had taken a bang in the ribs and run his heart out, so I'm prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt there. Otherwise, it wasn't AP's fault that James had a good game and some of our finishing was a bit soft. The team played well.

You really feel like that?

I don't think we had a bad player on the pitch either, which was nice.

Sorry, got distracted by watching the game

I'd be a wreck if I was there, tbh. At least I can curl up in the foetal position on my own sofa.

Flattering scoreline. We weren't embarrassing.

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Let's do it......

Nice montage on ITV. I couldn't keep up with it, lol.

Not really unrelated because I was implying that you must be blind Besides, if you think those two are among the better looking then we'll always have to disagree on this subject so let's put that behind us right now!

Your pilot's license must've been bought off eBay if you think that's an ugly car. Have you not seen the Sauber, the duckbill on the front of the Virgin, the nose camera mess on the Willies or the Le Tissier nose of the chuffing RedBull? There are a lot of ugly cars this year but ours isn't one.