Ponty

****ing awesome.... Now, who's going to get me a ticket or two?

In here, for a change.

Here Please... Come on Saints. Don't make this a nervy one.

Automatic choke sticking closed, and subsequent over-fuelling, would give those symptoms, except possibly the awkward starting - unless it is constantly flooded.

So basically you gave consent when you signed a contract... Unfortunate.

Nope, nothing. Yet to see much in the way of evidence of a car out there in the US of A.

A reduction in basic salary can only be applied with consent from all parties.

Portsmouth.

When this whole saga began, I wanted them to be relegated after a hasty fire sale and possibly get some points deducted in the CCC after entering administration. They could then start on a relatively level playing field as us and the derbies and the banter could recommence once more. However, the longer this has dragged on and the more the club appears to have lied, and yet the PL continues to support them, the more I just want them to go pop. I feel for the genuine fans but the way the club has conducted itself, with barely a slap on the wrist, is shameful. I hope they're put into liquidation on Wednesday now. That said, I still believe they won't be. Somehow they will worm their way out of it.

I find it hard to rationalise anyone suggesting, however indirectly, that we need a managerial change. Have we learned nothing from the last 6 years? Pardew needs to stabilise the squad and define the best 11 for the job in hand but I reckon a clearout in the summer and a proper preseason will sort that and we could be an unstoppable force next year.

I wish our first kit had been blue. That would really spice this thread up

Why would anyone put STP lead replacement in a car that runs on unleaded anyway? I can't believe nobody has asked...

There is one thing sadder than that... Using Facebook at all.

HGVs in the outside lane of a motorway? Where? I've been driving 22 years and I've never seen that one. Doubling-up in a drag race on the A34? All the fricking time.

I saw a great deal on a TomTom the other day but when I went to buy one I couldn't find the shop.

Jedward do Vanilla Ice again?

Renaults were yellow and black before Jordan even existed, so there.

Yes, indeed.

No mate, I'm 6'4" for a start, but you're right, your arse is lower than the pedals in them.

I wonder if "Arseholes" is on the swear-filter? Oh, no it isn't.

TBH, there should be just the one transfer "window", in the close season.

That's an R29, mate. It's also a very early R29 - probably last year's launch car - photoshopped with someone's guess at a new livery.

****ing hell, that rear end is tiny! If the engine has got any grunt then that should go well, it's just so compact. Not sure I agree about the nose though. It doesn't look RB5 to me but that might just be the white stripe.

Weakened but not exactly weak.

It's not a regs thing. Good ideas will always be adopted by other teams IF it works on their own car. Something interesting is that the USF1 car is going to feature a transverse gearbox and every other box on the grid will be longitudinal. That will allow the USF1 car to be shorter, which will make it more stable through the corners, theoretically. I wonder how many transverse gearboxes will then feature in 2011. Where have you seen a 2010 Williams then? There haven't been any tests yet.