Ponty

Have the club really thought about this "free season ticket for life" thing. If she lives to be 75 it's going to cost a frigging fortune!

I think you misread that sentence, teamsaint. It's I know for a fact that our players are totally motivated, better than yours and the bookies favourites to win. Not I know for a fact that our players are totally motivated, better than yours, and the bookies favourites to win.

Kadeem Hardison: I'd make hand sore

I said "cork".

Maybe they'll let you lick a cork then.

Genius.

Me! I'm getting as far away as I can! You can never be too sure what's contagious.

Virgin seem to be having a spot of bother with their "Virtually Designed" car. It seems to have only been virtually built too, with bits dropping off in pit lane yesterday and the front wing assembly dropping off today. With no spares available they have finished testing for the second day, 10 seconds off the pace and with 16 whole laps covered in the two days so far.

Looks like a Toyota.

He's tripped the Skate-o-meter.

Who is captain at Carlisle nowadays?

Pompey had to do a general sale to get rid of FA cup tickets, so probably not.

Get me 100 and I'll sort you out, cattle class.

Nah, me neither, probably.

Oh thank ****

Thomas needs to chill out.

:smt119

MKDons' Asst. Manager on.

He cut inside earlier... In the first half... On about 10 minutes.

The beer?

Bedfordshire?

Hell, I wish they'd sort out the volume disparity between the matches. I nearly shat myself that time it flicked to Dean Court.

Can't wait to see that, lol.

Nice one Rickie.

'kinell the Bournemouth commentary is LOUD!!!