Ponty

Yeah, somewhat, I guess.

The UAF thing never occured to me, to be honest.

I heard a rumour. It's quite uncanny. There's one guy called Billy Gibbons but, ironically, he's not one of the apes.

It bothers me that some of you lot are teachers.

I think we'll probably get a Prem side away and a bit of a lesson but it will still prove to have been a cup run that we should be proud of as a League 1 side. I'll say, Chelsea away.

Be fair, Kip, I made no mention of the green bits. Although, it's true that I have no soul.

Not really. Leeds has it's crap parts, as does Southampton, but the nightlife, shopping and culture knocks Southampton for six.

That comes under 'touching wood'.

Superstitious nonsense! Changing or stopping some, or all, of those rituals would not make a jot of difference. Touch wood.

James would have more integrity than that, surely? He could be done for defrauding an insurance company if caught out.

Maybe, but, I reckon, if I was buried in an earthquake, with little hope of rescue, YouPorn would take quite a battering.

His nuts in Chesney Hawkes, by the look of it.

65hrs battery life? Had he been fortunate enough to be buried next to a plug socket?

That's an interesting concept, and one which would require the use of a flux capacitor.

"1 times out of 2"... What an odd turn of phrase...

I haven't heard Gary Birtles' comments but if they're similar to mine then he obviously knows what he's talking about. Would you rather have Antonio in our team or running at our defence? Genuine question.

I wouldn't be surprised. He tracked back really well, took some great throws and scared the sh*t out of their defence. Oh, and he scored the only goal with some class. Saint Stevo is talking utter toilet in this respect.

A Gallic shrug and walk away?

You can please some of the people all of the time.... etc. FWIW, I couldn't give a monkey's.

This stream is buffering so much that Morgan is still on the pitch here.

Ours is an away goal, what difference would that make?

Perhaps we'll merge them all when it's over....

Easily, but I can do without the b*tching for moving a thread from the main board.