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They're completely different, tbh. For example, the 'J' in Spanish would be pronounced as an 'H'. In Portuguese it's pronounced as a hard 'J'.

Well, I think it's JosAY Font personally. José Fonte has an accent above the 'e' in José and not in Fonte. This leads me to believe they should be pronounced differently.

Who cares what he thinks, tbh? Lower crowds are normal in lower leagues and we do better than most.

What about the one in José?

Indeed, although it's pronounced "Font" in a fair few YouTube clips. Is there any sort of accent over the 'e' when it's written properly?

How very dare you?

Never have, never will.

I can see my house.

They did try it, on at least one occasion, not long after SMS opened.

No worries. I'll move it and leave a redirect. Double exposure.

That's a whole other kettle of fish.

Since Jill and TDD joined the thread I decided that I was going to remain out of this mighty battle of wits but, I have to ask, how the hell is a cow at the top of a foodchain - nevermind a dolphin or horse? Surely a cow is only at the top of a foodchain that goes: --COW-- ----l---- -GRASS-

I predict, Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap "José"* *Pronounced wrong.

This cold snap should see off a few.

Ok... He thinks Lambo and Fonte can play in the Prem..

Seems to me that they're filling in because Saints (and Pardew in particular) have failed to be available for interview as promised. What else should they do... sit in reverential silence until Pardew finishes whatever he's doing?

I opened up an IE window for iPlayer and it disappoints me to say that it's a better stream on there than on Firefox. I got fed up with the stuttering.

That said, I still don't like the thought of dolphins, with their cute little faces, getting killed.

Dolphin are still getting killed to put tuna on our supermarket shelves and especially in cat food. At least the Japanese use the dolphin they kill. The ones caught 'accidentally' just get tossed into the ocean. Edit: I mentioned cat food not to wind up Jill but because the source/conditions of catch for animal food products are not as rigorously investigated as those for human consumption.

Yep, just did that and panicked slightly when it came back playing music.

Does anyone else's connection sound like Norman Collier?

FP isn't big enough, lol.

I thought that was just me. iPlayer made me run diagnostics and everything.

He managed to, more than once. God bless him.