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Might do a job with our younger players? The job he did with Brighton gives an insight into what he could achieve with us. Granted his Chelsea tenure wasn't anything to shout about, but I think he needs time to build something.

This is true. I'm off to play the recorder, to fully empty my lungs.

Wonder if Wilcox/Rasmus et al. will put feelers out to Potter as a back up to Martin? Maybe the Leicester rumours make it more of a realistic possibility since talk of the Nice job?

What if, say, a football loving author left a book on the landing, and you tripped and unambitiously fell down the stairs?

So are we fucking relegated or not?

You clown. What do you know? Screw your opinion. What about traditional saintsy vibes? Winning? Pfft. Gotta look peng, blud.

If anything, prolonged swimming will visually age the skin more.

If Chelsea continue to do Chelsea things, they'll sign him on a 12 year contract for £200M.

Wanted a new challenge. Said it was appetising - looked scrummy. Worth a try.

It's 'Bitcon', so he's already a counterfeit.

On a scale of 1-10, I like this a lot.

Lovely bit of spirit and fight to get back into this. Great timing, lads.

Closer today than it was yesterday.

Need Roy Kent, innit.

Appears to come into play at the start of the 2026/27 season. I don't imagine the Championship/EFL would bring the change in any earlier, though could be wrong? Will still be able to have betting sponsors on sleeves, however. Anyway, we may be back in the Prem by then. Guys...? Guys...??

Hummel is 100 years old this year. Could any new strips incorporate some kind of celebratory details?

Anyone know how long the contract is for the current shirt sponsor? Takes away from some otherwise good looking mockups.

Dwight Gayle, huh.

Doing these illegals should be illegal. There should be minor fines or suspended transfer bans at the very minimum. Really take 'em to the cleaners.

I do believe I regret thinking that thought.

Big Razor could waltz into the changing room and slap 'em all around the chin with his penis, and they still couldn't be any more unsettled.

No other team deserves it more. It's amazing what a mere gazmilltrillon bucks can get you.

Fuck me, Newcastle are milking this 0-0, aren't they!

...and still got it wrong.