Southner

RM looks fucking chill.

Sky Sports' little montage of our back to back promotions is enough to get one's juices flowing.

Lols, because cheese.

Going for a 0-2 W. Because I am stupid, and never learn my lesson. Edit: Alcaraz and Tella with the goals.

FUCKING YES!!

Fair call.

What kind of pizza?

Much truths.

At 4 years old, I didn't choose Saints for a laugh, otherwise I'd have been considered a comical prodigy, you big bags of dumps.

Let's avvit, me blud!

Muzzy Izzet, July 32th.

Let's hope he can provide the squad with some renewable energy, hey..hey...HEYYY!

Anything other than an invincible season, and I'll be fucking livid. Finding it hard to see myself accepting a draw at this point in time.

Rumour has it he used to turn up to training half baked.

We will completely embarrass the competition. The structure of the football pyramid will need to be overhauled in order to salvage even the smallest bit of respect.

139 points come season's end. Complete domination.

Lols. Front blud looks tense.

Positive vibes. Hopefully this permeates through the club. Certainly has an air of authority and trust about him.

Don't think our club worked for him.

Only because we're Prem. You wait 'til we're officially Champ chumps.

The '85/Denmark design? Or has there been another leak?

Are we heading for an anticlimax?

Yeah I think the talks of compensation implies it's all done bar the shouting.

Might do a job with our younger players? The job he did with Brighton gives an insight into what he could achieve with us. Granted his Chelsea tenure wasn't anything to shout about, but I think he needs time to build something.

This is true. I'm off to play the recorder, to fully empty my lungs.