Farmer Saint

Holiday mate - and as you know we have a "phone off" rule when we're away to ensure we are properly rested.

They play different positions for a start. Where would you expect Szmodics to play?

If you knew how quiet the phones were, you would. Now stop bullshitting/gaslighting and be happy that we've signed one.

Sorry, you're assuming that if we sold 15 players I would say we're only signing 3? We were looking at 3 in before sales.

Not if we were selling players I didn't...go gaslight someone else.

Post of the week.

Well, a number of the Tories on here should be happy, a player with the name combination of a pig fucker and a prostitute shagger.

Those that know, know.

I think I posted about incomings and outgoings on Tuesday.

Excellent, another one (Archer) first told by the CoT earlier this week. Tbf we had no idea about Lesley.

I hadn't been told about that one tbh - but loans are always very fluid and can happen very quickly as opposed to the perm transfers.

Looks like Hippo was on the ball with this one.

I think it will be 5-2-3 with the full backs creating a 4 in Midfield when we have the ball.

Speaking to my Villa mate he quite likes him, says he's a brilliant finisher but all around game needs a bit of work. I'd prefer him to Mara, that's for sure.

Ornstein - we had to turn down Romano from the CoT as he was wrong too often.

Top scorer in pre-season for Villa.

Have you thought about applying to the CoT?

... Bella Kotchap is a shit name.

No, assets are Balance Sheet, not P&L. Think of Balance Sheet as the bits that affect the value of the company at a snapshot in time, and the P&L as the yearly ins and outs of money for the company. Insurance covers for unknown conditions - that's the point of it - it's for unforeseen issues.

By saying previously undetected it does the opposite because it says it is not a pre-existing condition so is insurable. Pre-existing conditions are either not insurable or demand larger premiums. Also assets have nothing to FFP/PSR.

Yup, PSR is a fucker, as is your best players being on loan.

Game 1 maybe, but not all season.

LCB in a back 5.

Yeah, I'd heard that about Fraser (hence why he's not mentioned in the CoT thread). As said last week I think KWP is staying for at least this season.