Scudamore

Man i hope you wear a catsuit!

He talks a lot of sense actually...and even got a copy of the company report...then did up a little spreadsheet...as a previously qualified accountant and business owner it made for interesting reading... Anyway...there's a few seats going spare if you don't want to sit next to him!

No need to be so sad Harvey... if it's meant to be it will be...you old romantic you... The Alex is my pre game pub by the way so it was always gonna be unlikely...

I'm having to give up my ticket for tomorrow due to prior arrangements...man is my dad ever p:ssed at me...i'm sure the conversation in which i said i could make it never happened...but then he's at the cheaper tickets age so i'm sure he dreamt it! Mind you a free beer on the table might just change things! If anyone wants a ticket btw...it may be there if the old man hasn't got rid of it...pm's welcome...

Mine's a pint of Best cheers mate...

beats the minty sauce though eh?

Like Stevo and Um's deal. I bet you you can't go a post without mentioning Rupert Lowe in some way... (oh and i replied to you post Um - it's on page one...probably best ignored though, the beers have been flowing this evening...)

*looks up monkey face on urban dictionary* Dear god no! When one is "making love" to a fat chick you need to dust them in flour in order to find the wet spot...

I understand all these things. But i still reserve the right withold judgement. Somebody somewhere must have seen something in him otherwise we wouldn't have signed him...we certainly didn't need to sign him...they wanted Davies... I'm quite plainly not the one claiming he'll be our saviour...but i also don't see what good it does panning a player before we've seen what he's all about...some people will do this as they enjoy moaning (see new OS thread) and some will say good luck to the huy...let's see what he can do...i opt for the latter. If he's sh:t, have no fear, i'll say as much...

I have some flour on my bedside table just in case...

Woman...talking about portion size...must resist temptation...

I will be attempting to stuff one of the hens...just hoping there's one worth clucking... Oh and the plimmies won't be out...the theme is James Bond apparently... Yeah that's right...there's a theme...getting ****ed just isn't enough for girls is it? So i will have a look round the charity shops tomorrow...then when that all goes tits up...i'll wear jeans... Nothing else...just jeans...

You do realise that Raw Deal is on ITV4? You do realise that we should be out on a friday night? You do realise i'm going to a hen do tomorrow? I really don't know how the hell that came about...

Whoops...supposed to be serious here aren't we? Well i say never judge a book by it's cover...although of course the reviews on the back are to be taken into consideration. However people that slag a player off before even seeing him play are to my mind probably people to be avoided...how their wives put up with the negativity i have no idea...

As my tailor said to me as he handed over the crotchless trousers...sadly my work colleagues didn't see the funny side...

i'd ask cotton to stand in the corner and be quiet...but being the attention seeking whore she is she'd almost certainly try and stick her finger up my arse...for that she would feel the back of my hand...then she'd kick the sh:t out of me...but it'd would be alright...because i'd read some porn...

No just talking utter gibberish so someone will communicate with him... Best ignored...

Yes and no...Heinz do sell their own Brown Sauce beans...that was my point... No Wes Brown beans...

I'd leave him walking like John Wayne...

He wouldn't know what had hit him i'm telling you...

Danny Devito scrapes into my top 100 mind...

I'm saying that she's best mates with Willoughby...and they've presented programmes together...up against Willoughby (who is in my top 3) she looks like Danny Devito...

NEVER pay for different flavoured beans...for the love of god man...are you made of money? Normal beans + a squirt of brahhn sauce = yum Another good one is plundering the spice cupboard...ground ginger and a few others is awesome. As is garam masala...

spices up the baked beans too...