Scudamore

Is that what a geordie calls his c::ck?

I take it when you were packing the Cortina that plenty of your posessions found their way into the bin? Bin bag full of porn for example...

Slut

Sound like the King is gonna get some off Scotteh then...

Tiggs you arse...one day someone's going to get hurt when you're pulling your stunts...

no good can come of that suggestion...

I'm scared to say anything unless Essruu disapproves...

That would be one fun day out...

I'm not entirely sure why you bother reading it...it is utter dross...

I'm still waiting for that pm. I've lost all faith in womankind.

It's a bithday suit...

Not at that stage no...

Charcoal...it's never gonna fit in a million years though is it?

Quite... We should have a little chat...

I bought a suit off Ebay on Friday night... I'm beginning to regret the decision...

thank you for your kind words...i wouldn't feel so bad if i was more of a c::nt perhaps... feel free to pm me photographic evidence...i could do with a pick me up...

Well that's not something to regret. I enjoy doing that... I like the people that take themselves way too seriously...

I dunno Pip it was pretty painful...Saturday may have involved me propositioning wimmin (at the hen do i was at) whilst plainly too drunk to talk let alone stuff anyone...it's ok though they were all friends of friends and i'll have to see them at the wedding next month... Sunday may have involved a celebration of life of my ex's mother...there may have been free champagne and i may have said some embarassing things...i may also have texted "up your arse" to my ex when i got home... I'm banning myself from doing anything that may involve me communicating such thoughts i think...i should probably come fitted with a filter for such things... PS. Do you have nice boobs?

There's no need to rake over the embarassments of the events...i don't think... Needless to say alcohol played it's part in my downfall...

Hatch is full of surprises. Did you know that he has represented China in table tennis?

I'm utterly ashamed of myself... 4/10 (Would have been 10/10 if i wasn't such a tw::t...probably...)

I can only assume you're drunk...either that or can't read properly... Stevo is playing football tomorrow. Fair play to him. He's a young guy. Enjoys his football. Go for it... I however have a prior engagement. That is why i won't be able to honour the ticket bought for me.... Not entirely sure where the Jeremy Kyle put down comes from though. But i'm about as middle class as they come if you're really that interested so unlikely to appear on the show... If you were to actually bother reading my Main Board posts you'll see i'm far from a wind up though... Although i'm more than happy to make fun of people taking themselves too seriously...not on this occasoin however...

To quote Wikipedia: Gin became popular in England after the government allowed unlicensed gin production and at the same time imposed a heavy duty on all imported spirits. This created a market for poor-quality grain that was unfit for brewing beer, and thousands of gin-shops sprang up throughout England. By 1740 the production of gin had increased to six times that of beer, and because of its cheapness it became popular with the poor. Of the 15,000 drinking establishments in London, over half were gin-shops. Beer maintained a healthy reputation as it was often safer to drink the brewed ale than unclean plain water. Gin, though, was blamed for various social and medical problems, and it may have been a factor in the higher death rates which stabilized London's previously growing population. The reputation of the two drinks was illustrated by William Hogarth in his engravings Beer Street and Gin Lane (1751). This negative reputation survives today in the English language, in terms like "gin-mills" to describe disreputable bars or "gin-soaked" to refer to drunks, and in the phrase "Mother's Ruin," a common British name for gin. And i distinctly remember hearing that it was offered as a gin soaked rag for the particularly poor...now there's a thought... I however would not accept a gin soaked rag... That said we all reach a stage where the beer is too much...and a g&t would be one of the drinks i would fall back on along with a vodka, lemon and lime yes Not entirely sure what your point is though... I'll accept whatevers going though...unless your pockets are a little too deep?

if it's f::cking then he's found one seriously adventurous women...

Hopefully so...mine's a pint of Best