I remember almost sh:tting myself on a night fishing trip one night...i ran into the bushes and relieved myself...only to discover i was surrounded by bushes with a particularly waxy leaf...was a messy, messy affair...
All i want from supporting Saints is a bit of excitement...
And whilst last years relegation survival last day certainly comes under that category i'd far rather we were getting stuck into a promotion bid...and the ultimate in excitement that comes with a promotion bid being actually getting promoted. Which leads us back to the Prem. May not be all it's cracked up to be when we get there but has to be the aim...
Had some Chelsea and Arsenal fans telling me how gutted they were when they didn't win the Champions League final...i pointed out to them that they should try experiencing the fun of relegation...not only is it sh:t at the time but you then have the fun of knowing that the next season(s) will be sh:t as well...
Get some business cards printed up saying "I'm not one of those. Please do not speak to me in an undressed state" and then simply pass it to them if they try...
Have you got much loose skin yet?
This was exactly my thoughts as it goes...
When he first arrived all the talk was how we were playing him out of position on the left and how he should be played in the hole...now we're playing a formation that would allow it and people are saying he should be played left midfield...is confusing me...
Also there's no way i would want to take either Schneiderlin or Gillett out of those two centre midfield positions...has been the real discovery of the season as far as i'm concerned...