Scudamore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoKPi8xtyjA Once again i'm putting out an appeal to His Bajesty can we sort the posting Youtube videos thing please?

Man there's plenty of ways to spell it... Almost unbelievably not the way you've spelt it though!

No not one of those "would you stuff her?" threads...although the answer to that is of course "hell yes" I'm just wondering if anyone else saw Breakfast this morning when they were asking her if she knew her song would be controversial? Several times. And whether her parents (who are both ministers) minded the song... Now if the song were "I raped a baby and i liked it" then i could understand but it's merely a song about kissing a sodding woman...unless i've missed something in the lyrics... ---------- Anyway...would you stuff her? (Only because it seems to wind up Wiltshire Saint)

He's referring to attractive football as well you know. Still i like the game... Define facetious?

It means you shouldn't get married...

I like to see us play good football and win games... However the two are not mutually exclusive... If we can combine the two then i'll be a very happy man...

This was when i fell in love with you... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1475 Lend us a fiver would you...i'm a bit short at the moment...

I was thinking this at the time of the original thread... You reap what you sow when it comes to mates...if you're a c::nt then it's most likely your mates are gonna be c::nts as well... So apparently (despite your angry posts at times) you're a nice bloke...with a good set of mates... With that you'll be alright in life...

It's not a problem. As i've said on another thread it surprised me how many passes were going astray the other night...it surprised me because that is not how it has been for the majority of the season... I went looking on the Actim site but couldn't find any info on pass completion rates...but did find this quote And in answer to the main point...i love to see us pass the ball anywhere on the field and keeping the ball... ---------------------------- I'd suggest that perhaps those that crave this direct style have disatisfied sexual partners Wham bam thank you mam...

Strip clubs for example...

I see i'm in sixth place in the Championship one... I'm gonna walk this league ffs

Well that's a load of arse now isn't it? Barely cheering when we scored??? Have a word...

Have you ever seen Muttley and Michael Wilde in the same room? I know i haven't

Muttley has more of a say in the club than i think you realise...

I can't help but picture D:ck Dastardly when i read posts like this... Woopert really is evil isn't he? ------------------------ Why is d:ck in the swear filter?

One of my biggest fears is marrying a girl and her turning into a lard arse. True story.

Two glorious posts...good work chaps... And i hope things srtart looking a little better for you soon Secret Site Agent

I'm the all seeing eye around here...not in a creepy way though... I wouldn't drill a hole in the wall to your toilet and watch you take a crap for example...

The Ted Bates statue

Are her tits impressive in real life... I'm not sure tits is the right word when they're that big... Wammers or norks would probably have been better...

I'll bet you it isn't

I preferred it when you said gammon stage

I don't masturbate. Fact.

Hmmm...even that's a rarity for me... I prefer to eat foods that make me feel dirty once the sun has set...

Or possibly...because her father is a steroidal freak she would in turn be attracted to similar men..who in their quest to bulk up using drugs have shrunken ****s?