Scudamore

probably clean my windows... not a euphemism...

Truth be told i didn't actually read the story...it's hardly going to enrich my life having this sh:t taking up space in my brain...no i misread the caption under the Lee Hendrie doppelganger...you're right she is the estranged one...

Estranged hubby mark looks like Lee Hendrie

Bet you still moan about it from time to time though eh?

Explains the Quagmire avatar

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Mr Bean is sh:te....don't do that...

So you printed a photo of Hatch onto your own printer paper then wiped your arse on said image? Why not just use the unprinted paper? This statement is riddled with holes... Let's hear the truth please... Why did you ask Hatch to PM a photo of himself to you? And remember it is an offense to lie in the Muppet Show...

Aren't you curious as to why she doesn't want to replace that rickety old washing machine of yours?

They're a Brazilian indie electro band bag of sh:te with a strangely attractive lead singer... That or Cascading Style Sheets as i'm sure the web uber geeks round here will be able to tell you...it's a form of web design... I'm self teaching which is a pain in the arse but a mate of mine has a site which i'm doing for him so i thought i'd do it properly as opposed to my last effort for my company...which whilst it looking very good for a table based website isn't really doing things properly... And since he's paying me i may as well take the opportunity to learn something new and give him the best site i can...

Friday - Stayed in learning CSS with a beer. Saturday - Went round a mates and made sausages (not a euphemism) then played video games. Sunday - Stayed in learning CSS with a beer. Monday - Have picked a sh:tty cold up off sausage making mates wife. Not happy. Can't remember two weekends in a row that have been quite so uneventful / lacking in booze... Difficult times...

What's your excuse?

Hope your cat scratches the sh:t out of you when you try putting them on... It's abuse if you ask me...

Sounds sh:t. How much did you pay for that (dis)pleasure?

Which reminds me of a saying...which relates to trying to **** a woman when you can't get it up... It's like trying to push a flump through a letterbox... I like this saying very much...

I won a tenner on Saturday... The first bit of money i have ever won on the lottery in 10+ years of playing...

Have had to sit in a pub on my own twice in the last few weeks... Always amazes me that watching Saints down the pub isn't a bigger draw for my mates... Oh and as far as getting p:ssed on your own at home with a few cans...there's rarely an occasion that i don't crack open a can of an evening...i have rules...

But it dries out too quickly. And floods the car with way too much stink...

Well then he wouldn't still be with us now would he?

Great post. Thanks...

He aches for you

I have my doubts that he'll be cover for anyone...i was under the impression that he's a quality player...we'll fit him in somewhere...right back probably...

How far off fitness is Gasmi?

I maintain that anyone that posts on this site is a little bit geeky... There's no Fonzy here i'm afraid...although i'm sure SRS is in his minds eye...

So what car have you got?