Well if your anything like my old man you whip out your old Tyrell & Green store card and give it the big un about being a loyal customer and they will crumble...they're good like that...
How is it possible to spend that much in Asda...surely they don't have that many Pot Noodles on the shelf? Or were you getting a wedding dress from George?
Too right it is...how many texts were they reading out last night about how we need to go to 4-4-2?
Also thought they were pretty negative on Saturday...i had Sky Sports News on in the background and the Solent commentary...you'd think the Solent commentary would be biased towards us but Scott Minto seemed to have a lot more good things to say about the game than the Solent boys...
Although in fairness not beating Barnsley at home is pretty painful
You're so funny...a little bit of wee came out just then...i really should go to the doctors about that...
What i find really funny about you is when you take a joke...then repeat it ad nauseum...
I used to do that when i was five...i realised that people get tired of it after a while though...
Anyway...Happy Birthday ESB!
Yes Jason Euell faked a dislocated shoulder...it's very easy to do...you just sit on your arm for a few minutes until it goes dead then swing it around a bit...
Lowe being the evil genius that he is taught him this technique...