Gloucester Saint

His movement to escape the alleged accident is quicker than anything he’s produced on the pitch all season. I never thought that I would see worse outfield players in a first team Saints line up than Ali Dia or Lee Todd but SR love breaking a record.

This tells you everything you need to know about SR and Saints in general since 2017. #shitfor9yearsnow

Simply not fit enough for the physical and mental intensity of the Ashes. Playing golf is a good rest day activity but not the main preparation. I don’t think it will be 5-0 this time as the Bazball bottlejobs will turn up for one of the last two Tests but the bullshit has been well and truly seen through.

Give SR their due, they’ve really completed the job Gao started by making me not give any sort of toss about how Saints do and spend my time and money on other things. Good on the fans if they were giving some out, so would I if I’d paid good money to watch coward’s football. I got so bored after 65 minutes yesterday that I did the hoovering and went to a garden centre and food hall towards Dursley, both of which were far more entertaining than watching yet more Rasmus/Martin-ball against 10 men.

Went with his arm but not dangerously.

Gone 🎣

Need to introduce him to Cheltenham’s owner Mike Garlick.

Difficult to save, Wood timed his leap and got a powerful connection down on it with accuracy.

He’s petrified of disobeying Rasmus. What does he do to the managers?

Rabbit in the headlights, if I was Lallana I’d be telling Fellows to warm up and prepare to change shape straight away, Lampard’s made his changes and been proactive.

Definite red card, could’ve broken Wellington’s leg. FFS get Fellows on. Rip up the Rasmus playbook and ditch 5ATB, show some cojones.

Except when the all you can eat Christmas buffet is on, Joe is always first to that.

Wellington as well. Manning has been a liability all half.

Don’t like booing our own players but he deserves to be today. Like he’s had four pints at the Xmas market before kick off.

Terrible from Manning, this is like a collage of the worst bits of early Benali defensively but who is picking the free striker up six yards out? No pressure whatsoever on the cross coming in, just pick your spot. And again nearly, between a cross and a shot that time. Pathetic. Three centre backs and their striker gets a free header six yards out. Dopey cunts.

Coventry’s struggling with the long throw and get away with it.

At least it wasn’t in full public view.

Good save, at a height he should be saving, but decent nonetheless. Absolute shambles on the corner glued to his line. Very lucky to be 0-0.

Lampard still moaning about the shoulder to shoulder.

#Martinboys

Wright never in control of it either.

Despite being crap, we’ve arguably had the best two chances to score. We were linked with the centre half who was at Swansea under Martin.

Could stretch them via the channels though, doesn’t have to be diagonals straight at their CBs. This ponderous, plodding shit just fuels their press and proving very effective for Coventry.

That would have been too sensible and obvious to the muppets ruining the club.

Crowd are too patient, give the passing around the back a full load of jeers and slow hand claps. Knock it out of the player’s systems.