JxgrSaint2

Hard disagree - he’s the best forward player we’ve had since Mané creates something out of nothing; when we’re attacking and the ball goes out to him, I have a wave of serene confidence wash over me rather than an expectation that he’ll shit the bed (like numerous previous occupiers of his position). Think if we go up he’ll absolutely piss the Prem and we’ll sell him for £40m+ in season 2

I’m available and definitely cheaper and I also won’t score goals or look like I know how to play football - sign me up Saints!

They are both fucking shit though, aren’t they?