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Hi farawaysaint, sorry to hear that your consciousness of having a small wiener gave you toilet problems but your solution of thinking of other men whilst you have hold of your fella seems a pretty gay way of getting over it. Maybe Bearsy will correct me and it’s actually double gay so ok, but I’ll let Bearsy confirm that. In the interim, why don’t you switch to thinking of woman you don’t like (or like) and imagine you are doing weewees on them?

This is something that I'd heard Nigel Askingtons used to do in the dressing room a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I missed him doing that, I'm not good at picking up signals from girls, so maybe I'm the same with forum bromances?

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I don't want to **** on your fire, but I don't think we are all agreed?

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As discussed in site suggestions. Add all unofficial official forum reputation ups and downs here and I'll update OP. Bearsy I know you've scattered some randomly around the forum, so if I have missed any let me know! Smirking_Saint +1 (from Spudgun for early contribution to thread in site suggestions) Smirking_Saint +1 (from Bearsy for mocking JackFrost) Total 2 Frank’s cousin +1 (from Bearsy for Cult of Cortese: Terms for members thread) Total 1 Spudgun +1 (from Bearsy for creation of this thread) Total 1 JackFrost -1 (from Smirks for writing 4 paragraphs in site suggestions) JackFrost +1 (from Spudgun for early contribution to thread in site suggestions) Total 0 Miltonroader07 -1 (from Spudgun for eating a gift that was meant for someone else) Total -1 Bearsy +1 (from Spudgun for comments on boobies in Ramirez Off TopicThread) Barsy -10 (From Tokyo for posting what is generally just celebrity gossip in nip slip thread). Total -9 Tokyo-Saint +1 (from Spudgun for early contribution to thread in site suggestions) Tokyo-Saint +1 (from Bearsy for being Tokyo) Tokyo-Saint -11 (from Bearsy for posting sensible political opinions in lounges) Total -9

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Yay I'm in as I've got details , thanks Bearsy

^ this, I've had no response to my request for codes either. I think this is a scam, on reflection I shouldn't have included my bank details in my pm request!

I don't want to **** on your fire, but I have sky and it still shows BBC, so you'll need to write a strongly worded letter to sky asking them to stop broadcasting BBC

I assume Elvish is itself a mixture of talking partly like an Elf and partly like Elvis?

Makes sense

miss Hannah has all bases covered doesn't she!

Yeah that was a disappointing time when WWF had to become WWE. I'd have put money on wrestlers winning against pandas in a fight!

Yeah he started bad, then went good, but now I think he's gone back to his roots and is all dark again

I don't want to **** on your fire, but have you considered what would happen if his moustache wasn't long enough for you to grab hold of?

Are they tasty?

I’m going with the undertaker. I know it’s all set up and stuff, but I still enjoyed watching this stuff 20 years ago. The undertaker is still going as well I think.

These little guys are like something that's been lost in time! The woodlouse is not an insect but a crustacean, that has 14 parts to its body, which gives the woodlouse the flexibility to be able to curl into a ball to protect itself from danger. This means that only the hard outer shell of the woodlouse is exposed. The woodlouse is found in dark, damp places in forests and jungles throughout the world. The woodlouse feeds on decaying leaf and plant matter on the forest floor, meaning that the woodlouse plays a vital role in the natural carbon dioxide cycle. The woodlouse is generally about 1 cm long but many species in the tropics are triple that size, some are even bigger. The woodlouse has an average lifespan of around 2 years but some are known to get up to 4 years old. The woodlouse is the only species of crustacean to inhabit inland and not watery habitats. There are thought to be over 3,000 different species of woodlouse around the world. The woodlouse is generally grey or brown in colour but the exact colour and size of the woodlouse is dependent on the woodlouse species and the area which the woodlouse inhabits. The woodlouse is found in nearly every environment in the world besides the polar regions and the arid desert. The woodlouse is a herbivorous animal and therefore only eats organic plant matter. The woodlouse rarely eats live plants and feeds on the decaying leaf and plant matter found on the forest floor such as leaves, rotting wood and fruits that fall from the trees above. Due to the small size of the woodlouse and despite the fact that the woodlouse can attempt to protect itself by curling up into a ball, the woodlouse is preyed upon by a number of animals around the world. Toads, centipedes, spiders, millipedes and the occasional wasp are the main predators of the woodlouse. The female woodlouse lays around 24 eggs which she keeps inside a brood pouch. The woodlouse eggs hatch after an incubation period of just a few days exposing the woodlouse babies. Due to the fact that the baby woodlice take a number of months to fully develop, the mother woodlouse will often stay close to her young until they are adult woodlice. http://a-z-animals.com/animals/woodlouse/ Amazing I'm sure you'll agree!!! What are your thoughts?

Tokyo, I notice that you and bear were commenting on this thread earlier today before it was moved into the muppet show. Are you both trying to anticipate which main forum threads are gonna get moved now, so that when they do, they don't seem so out of place when they arrive here? Good work.

Is there any Hanna Minx crab related stuff Toks?

Cool, seeing your actual hand makes me feel closer to you Tokyo, thanks for that. Also it looks like a white persons hand rather than a tokyos persons hand which is a bit strange. Next thing Bear will be showing bits of him and he won't be all furry!