Spudders

P!ss off skinny, your sort aren't welcome on this thread

^ we should all agree that this week doesn't count! I've started a new job and been a bit lazy when I've got home, didn't run all week and ate a load of junk as well so put on 2lbs

Tokyo you could have used golf analogy rather than a football one, maybe something like 'gave Phil an open bunker' or whatever the feek golfers use instead of goals). I’m going to spend the day on saintweb and watching tv, well I say watching but i’ll really just be listening as I can’t focus on internerding AND watching tv at the same time. I need to go to the shops and get some food at some point, but I’ll probably end up just making do with what’s here and having some stupid food combination.

Sorry but this can't be true, everyone knows the rest of the footballing world loves the skates and it's only us jealous scummahhhhhhhhhhs that have a problem with them

I anticipate consistency on this occasion with a swift locking of this thread

One of the mods will be along to delete these posts soon, (like the ones that disappeared the other day that were along these lines!)

I also heard this on twitter

why do you want to be frank, just be yourself!

Careful now!

You should probably spend less time exercising and more time drinking beer & eating pie then!

Boy George?

who was it he threatened to kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill?

Now you've changed your picture you're like a whole new user anyway, if fact maybe that's what I'll do!

genius

As you've said FACT I can only assume this has to be true.

If it makes you feel better I don’t like my username any more either, I worry that having the word gun in the title may encourage younger forum members to go into schools and shoot the shyte out of kids.

Poor customer service, it was never like this in the Halycon days of Saints Forever.

Or Grant tax as I like to call it

Steve can change your username if you ask him nicely (in the old days he'd do it for free, although these days you might have to pay an admin fee!)

I like your thinking

Instead of players coming out of the tunnel, I'd like to see them rise up from underground tunnels into the pitch amidst smoke and lazars

MP - Apologies for getting excited, I’ve shielded it with some paper now, sorry again.

I want to dislike those little sh!tbags, but I can't help watching that and laughing!

seamless, no-one will suspect a thing!

Turks, quick, change 'he's' to 'his' before anyone notices