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Indeed, what a nerve, we never lose, where does he get off on these kind of suggestions?

Why wouldn't the crab share his toys? Because he was shellfish

Not sure this is a real crab? Here’s one for Tokyo

Thanks WC, cool story. These days you'd be able to video that sort of thing on your phone and upload it to youtube for us all to see. It's a shame mobile phones weren't around a few years earlier.

Just to clarify, this thread is about decapod crustaceans and NOT pubic louse! Thanks and respect the crab type.

Strange things huh! This is the place to discuss crabs, share your stories and share pictures of crabs. Thanks. (This thread has not been authorised by Bearsy)

The sad thing is I don't think anybody will ever know the answers to these kind of complex questions!

Does anyone know how many million saints have spent on players this season? Also, on a totally different subject, how many shots on goal did we have against Man U on Wednesday?

The main banks now have measures in place to ensure they won't fail

This perfectly sums up my feelings too. Whilst waiting for Mike to be honest (and realistic) I'm going to add a reputations point to you my friend!

The best away team at old Trafford this season does not accept single points off of Wigan.

These really aren't clear, they don't define what is & what isn't porn! Obviously a photo of a dirty girl sucking off a monkey is porn, but in my opinion a picture of woman's boobie isn't porn! Are boobies porn Mike?

That's a lot of work you're creating for me updating all these reputations Tokyo!

I'm at a travel lodge & my teabag this morning had a bit of string attached to it, does that mean anything Milts?

Is this to do with the guy who plays Tommy Duckworth in Corrie?

You could start one yourself if that's what you want. I'm not sure it's Pompey takeover saga level, but I reckon it'd have two maybe three pages!!

How else could you explain the lack of fans there recently, I'm sure the tens of thousands of fans have been trying to pack the park, but they've not been able to get in!

I had some wood this morning, but it's gone now.

Fortunate that Pancake had this pic set as his screensaver!

8/10 - must try harder

But without paying the steve Grant christmas curry tax, you'd only be able to provide value to the forum 3 times a day Tokyo!

I'm no history buff and I'm not even buff, but according to the link below it was Jan 16th 1988 http://sports.yahoo.com/news/southampton-manchester-united-preview-182625985--sow.html

The first rule of the muppet show is that the mods can't talk about the rules!

Sorry but in the muppet show we have word games, not serious business. If you don't like it, take it up with the mods and get it moved back to where it should be in the main forum