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Tbh I didn't enjoy a single bite. Get what you pay for I guess. My actual favourites (2 above are nice btw) are ASDA's ones that they make in store. When I phoned in my order the bloke on the phone asked if I wanted them cut into quarters or eight's I'm glad I went for quarters, I'd never be able to have eaten sixteen pieces.

Stop calling them 'scum' please. How anyone can vote for any of them ever again is beyond me fwiw.

Haven't touched a drop since breakfast mate. I so want to go to Brighton, I'm tempted to book a room now, just in case I get lucky. Btw If we don't get to share a barstool before the end of the season shall we make a date for post forum match? I was thinking of Kuti's and then Dock Gate 5

Fortnum & Masons?

Done with two mins to go. Left nearly all the wedges (dogs will like them when I get up) so I'm glad I didn't do the charity thing and let down the starving in Africa.

I got the pop up when I first started using it but I have yet to pay for an app. Can you describe what it is and what the befenists are to me Baj please?

If they're nailed on then won't gus poyet blood a few readies? Might qualify a few more for chamions medals in the process. I personally think we will kick their asses. Didn't someone say it was gonna be on telly a while back?

Last piece now and five mins on the clock. Crusts don't count do they?

Read it again and have another go. And well done for ****ing up a very good time tested joke.

Time also to get rid of the 'Post Quick Reply' button, since I got my iPhone replying takes blinking ages AND I spend half my time editing out my fingerslips.

Is it not time that the forum was just merged into one? You'd have to be a bit of an idiot to not realise when a thread is TIC or not footie related and the crossover may benefit both sides ie lighten up the MISOG's and educate the silly people in the art of serious ****. since I got my iPhone (did I mention that I have an iPhone?) I only use the 'What's New' button and it is 1 million percent better experience.

Bit premature Baj. Finished off the Hawaiin one no trouble but the chick one has loads of sweetcorn on it, I don't mind sweetcorn but not toommuch of it. Not optimistic about the wedges actually, they taste a bit like the Tesco value ones. Nothing against Tesco value food but expected better from a pizza outlet. BRB

FFS dog show a little respect for the bloodsuckers, it's not every day that one of them gets to have a f off knees up at our expense. I've still not decided how I'm gonna spend my day off yet. Torn between joining the anarchy demo outside the palace or splashing out on some HRH loo rolls.

Lazy day off today and still in bed. Found a pizza place that do BOGOF so for exactly £10.98 I am now munching my way through an Hawaiin AND a Chick Supreme medium pizza plus a tray of potato wedges. Target time = 14:30 haven't got a JustGiving account otherwise I'd be doing this task for a worthy charity. Pizzazz Pizza, Burgess Road SO16 3AY

How do you get to Wales in a mini?

My Dad played for Southampton FC and a couple of times for England. Problem? No.

Do they really need to know? Whatever you do, except in exceptional circumstances, do not lease to family or friends. Friendly advice

My mate poisoned himself when he inadvertently ate a daffodil bulb thinking it was an onion. He is in hospital now and the doctors don't expect him to be out until spring next year.

Phil are you forgetting the forum posters in the showers at the forum matches?

Patch Burgin at your service

I simply can not believe that dub Phil has not seen Tiger in the buff. I took mrs h up the Nuffield to see a play that was supposed to have Samantha Janus in a nude scene. Never happened and they refused to give me a refund. Can't remember what it was called but it certainly did not live up to my expectations.

as did I v, had Neil ruddock on throttling a Pompey Player iirc

Sailors away at sea for long time, missing certain pleasures would (and may still do) find comfort in the arms (wings) of the Skate fish. FACT If you Google image of "skate"* disregarding pics of roller skates younwill see the similarity to a ladies parts ....... So I am told. *NSFW

Is the county game on tv?

Like Barney's style of play. Makes me wanna snake him sometimes though.