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And they should playfor free IMO. Ridiculous and an insult to the badge.

Fruit

All time winner is the shop that used to be in Burgess Road. 'AIDS FOR THE DISABLED' This was genuinely true and every single time I Past it I couldn't help saying to myself 'as if they haven't got enough problems' Of course I know better now as I have been on a course

I need my eyes testing; I thought the thread was about Gazza! Excesses from Tyne & weir

John

No disrespect dd. I think that that level of pay out from the public coffers is quite ridiculous. And this is the governments way of cutting costs! Pensions aside as I understand they are a separate thing but why not go for natural wastage? Now that the (extremely fat) cat is out of the bag there'll be thousands waiting for the windfall who might have moved on anywY. No offence dd but it's just not cricket is it?

Gordon

Mossy, if I manage to get a spare I will give you first refusal (just the one mind)

I've cancelled the milk.

This happened in '96 Diana was murdered in August '97 ;-)

As long as I get MY tickets I wish all you overseas and chandlers ford fans good luck, as long as I get MY tickets. fwiw, if I do not get MY ticket and see some bloke in a russian hat waving a hammer and scicle saints flag on the highlights I will make you wish Breschnev was still there to protect you. Watch it round Justin's mate.

Simply cannot beat the real Wembley for that tingle down the spine though. Much like the Dell experience, it hit you as soon as you saw the floodlights from a distance and when you stood there looking up at the twin towers it was almost spiritual. New Wembley's alright but really has no emotional vavavoom

Only time I ever saw the red mist whilst driving was years ago when i had borrowed a mates car explore france. Driving at night this bloody great Merc overtook me at speed followed by a couple of scooters, i reckon they were having a race or something. Amyway, ot was late and I was tired and having been driving almost non stop for about 12 hours I snapped. I knew the motor had some poke and eventially caught the bastard as arseholes as they entered one of those underpasss tunnel things. As I sped past the Merc I gave it a little nudge with my rear wing to teach him a lesson. Dont think I caused any damage but I bet he'll think twice before driving like a tit again. Looked like their was hooker in the back giving some geezer a nosh, but I was going quite fast so could have been mistaken. Apologised to my mate and told him that thte scratch was done in a car park. He was planning on getting it resprayed anyway so in a way I kinda did him a favour.

private health care plan. she's gonna need something once they've carved up the current system. have you considred driving lessons, although a boring one, it's the best thing ever to be able to drive.

Ive done Diet Coke Mikey. very scary man. I imagined I was stick thin and was on the cover of Vague magazine.

Oh no!

/\ the former being by far the best in every respect. And the only one that I personally would pay to watch. I am so glad you're gonna be there mate. Talk mrs jb into staying and I'll buy you both a beer.

Ouch! Sorry to disappoint, ask again tomorrow though. ;-)

/\ too late mate Saints themselves are holding an auction to play on the pitch. All proceeds to the Foundation. Oh, and the match is a Saturday one. http://mobile.saintsfc.co.uk/runtime/southampton/article?articleId=2324389

IMO 'diet' anything is bad for you and by the time most 'dieters' start using the products it is way way too late.

Very clever with the one liners today Baj. You've waited almost two years to use that one and I sincerely applaud it, when will fame leave menone I wonder. FYI I was right midfield and had to drop back to cover that shower behind me. DP will back me up on this as it was he who pointed out that they were so bad that even YOU were getting in the box.

Is it true that you can just add sugar to diet coke to make real coke? Serious question. On a related matter, I have found the best own brand coke to be Sainsbury Classic. Tastes very much like Coke yet not priced too high (for what is basically flavoured water).

Yes. If it was down to me I'd hot foot it to the standing order for a swift real ale then meet the players and moanagers at Kuti's then drift over the road for a gentle Guinness or two.

Mine was delivered free too moody, didnt make it taste any better. No disrespect to the local student population but I would hazard a guess that most people using the places along burgess road are not too fussed with quality, they are just pi ssdd up junky skinflints who never got taught to cook by Mummy. Anyway, I'm gonna jump in the shower with a bottle if HibiScrub then go downstairs and give the left overs to the hounds.

It's dawning on me that we are not actually that hard up are we. It's one big money-go-round and as long as we adjust our aspirations a little we should be fine. Obviously I will still fight my own particular corner in an altruistic way but at the end of the day that's as much as I can offer.