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Take a detour and horse-drawn nb across this: http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ukcanals.net/pont.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ukcanals.net/pont.html&h=323&w=498&sz=33&tbnid=YbeqM9cVFEEJ0M:&tbnh=84&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpontcysyllte%2Baqueduct&zoom=1&q=pontcysyllte+aqueduct&usg=__9PCEXnFfFrCDT0pnCNzpybgvCjI=&sa=X&ei=s_BiTazeHMK18QP2g7jxCA&ved=0CC4Q9QEwAw

Here you go Dog, she's lovely with most mod-cons: http://www.ournarrowboat.co.uk/boats_morpheus.php The Japanese bath in particular is a loveley place to soak away the day's toil's, probablu the most comfy bath I have ever had, and room for two though that is not an invitation to your good self to join me in it. Anyone seriously considering joining the syndicate, I know of a couple selling their October weeks at a very generous disount atm.

With mary Chipperfield 'training' animals there it most certainly would um. Surprising how we'd all sit around on a Bank Holiday to watch the results of her inhumane methods of taming animals and be impressed at their apparent respect for her and her cohorts.

Yes. Entrance fee is 4 cans of Guinness (original not that creamflow rubbish). Fwiw our boat is always open to visitors as long as they pull their weight.

Used to enjoy James Alexander-Gordon's round-up on am, especially driving home crom away games, the car (or minibus) would fall silent with the occasional cheer or 'oooh'. Great music iirc, can't recall what it's called though?

I expect any spares this season will find their way to Africa - Saints are going Global. Really wish I'd kept my England Admiral jumper and last match at the Dell ones now.

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My current contract doesn't include data transfer otherwise I'd be posting live vids and pics of hedges, did I mention I now have an iPhone? You'll have to just hope I find a wifi hotspur on the cut for regular updates I am afraid. Mrs b, yes 6 bunks but just mrs h, her friend and me on board, 4 cute puppies too. I dont personally mind the locks as I am the driver and mrs h needs the exercise but as it's a return journey I am plumping for Hemel. Things to do in Hemel anyone? Probably there for Tuesday and Wednesday night.

Only 6 sleeps until we're off again mrs b. Might head for Aylesbury but considering Hemel Hempstead to cut out 14 ( x 2) locks.

Kelvin

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Noone will be putting anything either nor down MY penis. htfh And of course I have seen his penis, we go back a long way. Nothing out of the ordinary, your average eight inches (flaccid). As for a photo, if I knew how to edit deppo's arse out of it I would put one up for you.

Mate reckons there was trouble after the match anyone else see anything? We really do have some utter knobs supporting us nowadays, it's embarrassing.

I know sip. Had electronic cauterising two years ago and it improved but the consultant spotted a messed up blood vessel which was probably from a punch. Thinking back I recalled my first ever proper fight at junior school which resulted in a very messy nosebleed. Every scrap after that resulted in nosebleeds. I used to take daily aspirin due to family history of heart probs but the blood thinning resulted in nosebleeds taking my morning shower (I like them hot) so I stopped taking them - aspirin not showers. Back to my friend, he has an ultrasound appointment and another for something called a flexible cystoscopy. He reckons they took about a quarter pint of blood on Thursday!

/\ Thursday blood letting then wait for an appointment at the renal place. I'll pass on your concernes. If it does turn out to be an STD you will be the first to know mate. (I don't think that a smiley is required here) ;-)

I'm sure he'll be fine. kidneys eh?!

Doc say's he has nothing to worry about, some cream for the spots and sent him for blood tests and an appointment at renal unit (whatever that is) to be on the safe side. Talking of being on the safe side, I told him I'm washing my hair for the next two weeks or until the results come through, whichever is the longer. Those thinking that the patient is/was me all the time...lol...I haven't had a days sick leave for over 2 years, I think I am immune to mosrt things apart from nosebleeds and I haven't even had one of those since about November.

Someone's on that one: http://www.petitiononline.com/bbbfac/petition.html

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aw come on Pancake it's just a bit of polarity hilarity.

If Ohmly you meant that...

When I earnt my first wage packet (aged 16) the first thing I treated myself to was a packet of those little pillow shaped cereals and a whole pint of full fat milk, I ate them all to myself and felt like a man.

what i really love about cereals is that you have full control over portion size. what i hate is when i fill a bowl to the brim with Bitesize Honey-Nut Shredded Wheat only to find that we have only enough milk for half a bowl. As a kid we used to have water on our cornflakes because we were poor so this sitruation brings back bad memories all round. I have only ever discovered onbe cereal that can be comfortably eaten without milk; sugar puffs.

do you recognise the symptons? Do they still use one of those little devices like a co_cktail umbrella for certain conditions, Ouch.

he's seeing the doc this morning, i didn;t tell him what it might (according to SWF Private Health Ltd.) be but he's consulted doctor Google and is hoping it's two different ailments; overzealous exercising for the blood and an allergic reaction with the spots, which he described this morning as looking like measles but not as 'angry'. I mentioned the STD theory and he said he hasn't even looked at a women in that way let alone touch one for ages, which I hope clarifies that it IS NOT ME.