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Ponty I didn't even get a chance to answer the Pug-haters, that is not fair and I insist on my write to reply. Pugs are Dog royalty FACT, they are loyal, cute and extrememely good fun to be around. I accept that their farts smell pretty rancid and they don't know when to stop eating, but for companion value their is no dog to match them. Pugs Rock.

Although I don't really wish any club folds completely, not even Pompey, I would make an exception for Cardiff (Swansea and MK Dons too) as it would get them out of OUR league set up. They are Welsh and should play in the Welsh League, end of. Our teams are having a tough enough time of it without hemorrhaging money over the border. They would do alright for themse;ves as they'd regualarly play in the preliminary European tournaments.

It's all becoming a lot schlera now. I also hear that whilst at the hospital he tripped and fell into the lens griding machine and made a spectacle of himself. Also a couple of Pompey fans gave him a bit of abuse so he lashed out and punctum both. And before he went into to Oceana last night he went to the cinema and watched Couching Tiger, sleeping Dragon (or whatever it's called). Jokes in BLUE for the hard of thinking. You'd never guess that mrs h works in the eye unit would you? And fwiw I did ask mrs h to phone work and check out the OP's story but she says that would be way too unprofessional. I will work on her though. All those in favour of locking this thread say 'eye'

I defy anyone to be nasty to mrs h's little darling 'Boo'. Everyone who has met him, wothout exception, goes all gooey. I am actually considering getting him a little black brother or sister but am waiting toi see what I get for my birthday first.

Fixed, don't thank me.

Dog has two dicks by the look of it, jammy beggar.

Seriously Johnny, do enjoy your job and do you ever wish that you'd taken the more cushy option of (say) local government etc?

/\ Shouldn't you be working Johnny?

Aawww bless..

This sounds like ruff justice to me.

If this is the area final does it follow that there is a trophy to be won for the winners over the 2 legs, NOT just the winners at Wemerley?

Who wouldn't be proud to have this masterpiece in their back garden? Sorry mods, can you re-size it for me, cheers muchly.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jan/07/portsmouth-ali-al-faraj-players-wages Nice to hear that the senior pros are thinking about their less well paid colleagues, well done whoever this 'mystery' player is, well done.

I ain't no scientist but can anyone decipher what “Mike’s Nature trick.... to hide the decline.”means?

Yay, good old Bernie.

In my younger more carefree days I would regularly find a moose in the back seat of my car. As for the taste, I always thought it had more of a fishy tang to it!! Anyone trued Moosaka, my local greek restaurant is famoose for theirs.

Grandson number 1 says that you win krissyboy, 'immense' apparently! On the down side they want to do another one tomorrow and have come up with some pretty mental ideas! superman! yeah right..

The Mights Gills Gemmel, the ones who gave us 3 points a while back.

I really do not know what to say, that is quite brilliant, well done. I like it and you should have it as your avataar until he dies/melts imho. ..however what kind of snowman wears gloves ffs? And I suspect that a grown up had a hand in making that.

? out of 10? Grandson is sat beside me awaiting your positive comments, be nice.

I like to think of myself as a responsible dog owner but refuse to pick up it's 'business' when it is that horrible runny stuff that occasionally vacates his bottom. Instead I cover it with dry leaves or a discarded fast food carton, and thank the good lord that their are selfish scrotes in this world who throw such items away in sucha fashion. ;-)

The keener eyed amongst you may notice that in this shot our Snowman has had a slight alteration made to his *ahem* appearance. Boys will be boys I spose..

Hi, just to allay any suspicions that I was skiving today, here is the evidence: Snowman of The Year Winner 2010. No apologies for the Gills scarf, it's my Grandson's. Note: Said snowman can be viewed in the car park of The Alma, Lower Upham. The finishing touch And finally 'The Hill', better known as the Rose Bowl car park.

Ah euphemisms (sp); it's not the wand it's what the magician does with it, it's not the size of the nail it's the way you hammer it in.