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I had an interesting chat whilst away with my nephew who reckons there is 'another force' that 'we don't understand'....'yet' apparently, the catholics are the least of our worries

No that would have been the first mrs hamster, you'd be her type i reckon.

???? Am I being thick DP?

Oh yeah, I was forgiven: (se post 3) http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=541813#post541813

My best pressie from mrs hamster was (as it is every year) my Christmas 'special' . Married men all over the World (even Dubai) will know what a Christmas 'special' is.

At Christmas i see it as a homage to the baby jesus to imbibe in the modern day equivelants of Gold Frankinstein and Myrhder. I shall start with a hefty glass of Sloe Gin and see where it leads me, hopefully I shall be sober in the morning ready for the hike up to Priestfield and then more drinking and smoking with son in law (beats talking to him).

Was that your attempt at a ho hoho moment? Not a sfunny as Avram Grant's ho, ho, ho moment though. I am currently listening to my wife and sister (not the same person) murder take that songs on something caled 'sing star', what a load of ****e, i may have to give them a demo in a minute for the sake of the neighbours. Enjoy work Deppo, I admire people like you who enjoy their jobs so much that are willing to make a sacrifice at this time of year for the good of others, just like tha baby Jesus did two thousand and ten yers ago today. Cheers baby jesus you aint so bad mate. But Deppo is doing it here and now ergo deppo rocks more. FACT

I disagree, drink is the common mans escape from the hell that is globalisation and capitalism. I accept that some people do kick the arse out of it, but all things considered alcohol is good in moderation. I saw St Landrew downing a bottle os sherry the other day, is that what they call 'alcohol and moderation'? lol All hail the ale.

Hi Deppo, how yay doin on this fine Christmas afternoon? Are \you gonna start a crap present thread for us all? I unfortunately got lots of stuf that i wanted this year, apologies to Oxfam I am keeping all of them this time around. mrs h rocks. My fave gift....it has to be my 'nautical jumper, can't wait to get on the canals and put it to its intended use. Had a brilliant day yesterday too, walking around Deal town centre followed by beer in the best pub in Kent (The Deal Hoy), and then a knickerbocker glory in the beach parlour watching the lights slowly come on on the boats in the English Channel. Heaven and made all the more perfect due to the company, the beautiful mrs hamster. I love her to bits. Later a surprise visit from one of my nephews, AJ. He'd been kicked out of the pub for being drunk (dur), and we played cards (I let him win) and had a good 'smoke'. It was ace.

I think it was Prince Phillip who once said that (and I quote) "...all women are prostitutes..." And fwiw, I am not so sure that it makes it wrong just because a man is married, married men are entitled to the same rights as our single brothers, we never sign over our human right for gratification when we cut that cake. Maybe the wife concerned doesn't put out. It happens, live with it. Having said that I do accept that the women involved in the trade are prbably not really that willing and there is a lot of abuse involved. And for that reason I am out. Being Thai workers i am guessing that they are what we affectionately call 'illegals', but until the people of this country start accepting people into the fold with open arms, peple will be trafficked. You have to lay some of the blame with ourselves the British people imho. hamster PS Happy Christams to one and all, even St Will.

"The woman, said to be mentally unstable, managed to grab him by his vestments " That's gotta hurt! apparently he ended up on top of her and a swiss guard man had to pull him off.

I can see past all of the bravado macho insults Dog. If we ever do meet I am gona touch your bum for good measure. And you will like it. FACT

/\ I just was tlling mrs h this story and mentioned that ther is basically (imo of course) nothing wrong ina man going to a prostiture for sexual gratification. BIG mistake on my part. I may be sleeping in the car tonight, may have to drop hints about her pressies, which she will not be opening unless she drops this ridiculous sulk. WIMMIN!!!

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This is so re-assuring as yes, all you seem to hear about sprouts is how horrible they are. Thay are the best veg ever, people who 'don't like them' ususally haven't ever eaten one. I like them in all of their guises but last year found a new method of preparing them that simply is delishous. 1. Bring a pan of water to the boil 2. Chuck the sprouts in 3. Bring back to the boil 4. Turn gas off and leave for 20 mnutes (have a berr or glass of Sloe Gin while you wait) 5. Throw them in a blender with a pot of double cream, pinch of salt and a shake of pepper 6. Blend until smooooth 7. Taste 8. Try to leave some for your guests. This came from a Waitrose recipe I think, it is simply gorgeous, please try it you will not be dissapointed. The real beauty of this is that you still get to serve proper sprouts as an accompaniment. xx's hamster

I would love to have you over one Christmas mrs b, and you would be guaranteed a few aaarrgggghhh's and maybe thrtow in acouple of ooooohhh's for good measure. Happy Christmas b, and sincere thanks for all the nice words, that goes for you too Jilly. Ain't got time to PM everyone who has ben nice, just a big hug to you all. xx's hamster PS Carlo is on the mend.

Hey Santa, where's my F**king bike?! (Chubby Brown) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnjKJBxVwVs Rated PG

P-L-A-Y Play away-way Play away Play away play away Play away Play away. They should bring back those tortoise shell drum things, they make a unique sound that is sadly lacking in todays music world. In fact that is what is missing from Baj's record imo.

Washington DC, the guy who draws the gun is now on desk duty.....off duty copp!! I love the bit when they start chanting "Don't bring a gun, to a snowball fight" and when he challenges the crowd to throw "one more snowball", of course they stop....not:http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/US-Police-Officer-Who-Pulled-Out-His-Gun-During-Snowball-Fight-Is-Slammed-By-His-Boss/Article/200912415506367?f=rss Video attached

Our back garden on Sunday Red:

Pancake, I have one of these little bluetooth things: http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.11866 I don;t know if it would do what you want but you are wecome to borrow it until new year if you wish, it works fine for transferring files between my laptop and my phone, but as I am not techie you'd have toask a SWF nerd if you'd get interweb through it too. It's about the size of your thumbnail btw.

/\ It is in very bad taste in some people's opinion, but many people like to play. Appleogies for using lmgtfy RnR, no offence intended

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+a+death+pool hth ;-)

Wot no Nick Griffin!

I apologise for the bad taste of such things but from a chap at work and mentioned on another thread I was wondering who you would choose in a celebrity death pool? Choose 2 and the winner gets a Toblerone. 1 - The Queen 2 - Bob Dylan