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Are you telling me to fork off in a nice way? If I am making you cross, bar me. I apologise for the bad puns, I am now racked with guilt, but wheel get over it

Off to the match now, but I forgot to update this. One word GOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLL! Went to extra time (which was nice). Penalties were that I had to take her tea and toast, but overall I would have to call it a score draw. TTFN folki.

You know what joe, I too feel that it is all down to the club, and I don't mean the person on holiday. If you were running a business in financial trouble and someone phoned you wanting to spend upwards of £4,000 with the added bonus of some great PR on your most popular yet critical fans forum, would you not try to seal the deal ASAP and get that money in the bank. Fort what it's worth I happen to know that one of the T&C's is a 35% deposit (£1,400 minimum), that's like selling out a corporate box just by sitting down and opening the talks and taking the deposit. They could and should have given someone a bit of overtime to sort this. In my opinion the boys are being played. Sorry to say it, but I think Rupert is involved. It fits doesn't it?

Bear with me here stevo. I must stress that this is only my opinion, but within the next 6-12 months I reckon the housing market will bottom out properly. It will be the best time for over a decade to buy property. I don't just mean the last decade, I also mean the next decade. Prices will increase month on month, year on year. Prices will increase due to worth of the house increasing next time. The cost of something is not anything to do with the worth of it. Example: A £50 pick axe is worth more than £50 if you are using it to dig for diamonds, A £50 pickaxe is worth nothing if it is going to sit in your shed, but the salesman will still sell it to you on the basis of what it is worth to him in commision whatever it is worth to you though. Last time prices increased because of the fact that everyone who made a commision on the sale, the conveyancing, and worst of all the banks were making money hand over fist. The ONLY way for people to have got any perceived value was to sell and thus keep the myth going. Again, I stress that this is my opinion, but the people who are really crying into their cornflakes are the banks aren't they. Watch the swines whack the interest rates up agian in a flash the moment there's a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel. Stevo, I would suggest that if you don't have a mortgage, NOW is the time to start looking to buy. You will get a great deal and you will be ahead of the game. If I could find a few quid for the deposit I would love to get into the rental market now aswell. If you get into a loan deal now, you could really regret it in 2 years, when property prices are well into their recovery. Loans are bad news unless you really HAVE to take one. And I speak form experience. Hope he doesn't mind me saying, but Crouchies lawyer may know of some good deals atm, whether you get the loan or look into mortgages. He knows what he is talking about.

Hope I haven't spoke too soon, but this chain of events is raleigh annoying me now. We seem to be saddled with links to whatever tripe the echo are peddling

Someone call special branch.

He isn't Rupert Lowe

I maintain that the club should consider giving the away fans Itchan north and make the Northam 100% home. With our current numbers it would give fans pleanty of room to move around and find a favourite seat.

He dresses like a count

No Harvey, it means 'swollen', 'engorged' and generally 'up for it' mate. Anyway, car doors slamming, I am off to brush my teeth (if you know what I mean). Wish me luck, I'm going in. See you all at the match. xx's

Smelling and Grammar, no wander they turned out to be wnakers I balm the teachers

I counted themin and am pretty sure that there are only 2 more to go, plus the ann summers woman. While I am waiting can someone help me with a crossword clue please? What does turgid mean?

To be honest about the nurse uniform 'thing', it ain't what you might expect when you know that it's got other peoples blood and eye juice splashes on it. Some stains never come out. PS Another one just ****ed off.

And one of those buxom ones too Harve. Bastard aint it!

Actually, I might try one on just to scare the **** out of her when she comes up. Just heard a couple of women leaving, the countdown to lift off has begun.

She IS a nurse, one nurse uniform in wardrobe = good . five nurse uniforms in wardrobe = :smt083

WARNING - DO NOT Google image search "Tongue"

cunnilingus is my only option now.

hamster - rabbit? hamster - rabbit? hamster - rabbit?

Yeah course, I'll be fine...... (weeps into beer, waves farewell to sex life). That pub idea sounds good all of a sudden.

Trying to find you a pic of said outfits, I came across this: NSFW http://www.isitetv.com/c32ad30e23618c4355f0e46477e395c6-p4.htm I have never seen one working before and am praying that she is too coy to get one. I'll be out of a job if she does, although i do make a great spag bol (secret recipe) and she will still need me for lifts.

colin, what if i went and got ******ed though? Before she sent me up here 'out of the way' she asked if I could keep a promise, followed by telling me that I am on one. I have limited myself to 2 cans of Guinness, but may sneak down for another in a mo, not to drink it, just to perv a bit more. Pub - lingerie Pub - lingerie pub - lingerie Yep, pub it is (like **** it is)

Not at all knife. btw you coming out for the kickabout with the rest of us in May?

Although we owe them for the Sky embarassment back in September, I think that MW will want to keep it tight and not risk getting no points at all if it goes wrong. I expect a disciplined 1-0. Rudi will score a wonder goal soon btw, his confidence is really coming back and there are partnerships developing throughout the team that will (I hope) make us a formidable force taking us to a nice mid table finish.

On Tuesday the police were all over the Chapel for some reason? Maybe a few derby fans got into the cheap seats was my thinking.