hamster

Are you suggesting that I am so tight that she will get a quick discharge? I am shocked Al, shocked. Can we stop now, as I am getting battery jokes bombarding my frontal lobe.

Cretin

Talking of Angel delight, he was a hero when I was younger..

Did you do what i think you did there?

I tried an experiment on mrs h once where I told her that she was having some pork, but slipped her a bit of tongue instead. She actually quite liked it. I suggested she tried it 'sliced' next time, and she exclaimed "what do you think I am, a bloomin' money box"?

/\ I've eaten one

Faggots

Have you considered closing the corners? Tp be a bit more constructive, I felt that it eased a lot when someone poseted the link to sky's live score server. maybe therein lies a (partial0 solution). I only refreshed when I KNEW that something had happened at one of the grounds.

Who likes tongue on here? Never even tried it myself, as I refuse to eat anything that's been in another animals mouth. Eggs on the other hand....

Only a few weeks back someone would have wrote a cretinous reply like the one below: "I am pretty sure that their Mums clean their boots for them, but they take turns in in washing the kit"

Well done and thoroughly deserved.

To go with his new Vacuum cleaner and bulk pack of balloons! The mind boggles.

So when I get my new ones, I will be able to say that mine are fine, but my wife's discharge? Maybe not? Cheers again

I reckon this chap is gonna miss his bike. http://cgi.ebay.com.au/BMX-Bike-Bicycle-SuperRad-Extreme-2000_W0QQitemZ150323844720QQcmdZViewItemQQptZA Don't miss the 'Questions and Answers' under the main listing.

And well done and thank you to our friends from the valleys.

To think that a couple of weeks ago, I thought it would at best be goal difference that sent us down. This is why I love the saints. Well done to all that made the trek.

Skates and Spurs just 2 points off the droop zone.

Chelsea SCORE

Yellow? When did we sign him?

Cheers Al, ordered 8 tonight. I'm pretty sure my charger is a trickle type, and I will stick the old 700mAh in the wife's.

Thank you SL Ended up at The Talking Heads' Candlelight Showcase. Not bad evening/morning all told.

Thought I'd post this oin here to avoid being the target of any vengeful blueturd attacks, but I can't help thinking... This lad has just got back from Afghanistan, yeah? In the army, yeah? Presumably he would know a little bit about the concept of 'camouflage', yeah? What was he thinking on saturday morning when he opened his wardrobe to get dressed to go to watch Cardiff City play football? I myself also own an item of clothing that is 'pale red' in colour, and no way would I wear it to a bloody football match. hardly blending in was he? If he had worn his Cardiff shirt, then this forum would have less than 10% of the posts it has relating to this incident. The police have been pretty clear in saying that it WAS NOT a football related incident. I can't help wondering if he wore the pink top for his last 'outing' 'away from home' (cough), before his nipper is born. Maybe he was in his true colours after all!

That's the one, mate.

Well done, of course I meant Robert Daltrey

Roger Datrey for me on March the 1st. Oh yeah, foirgot to thank everyone who wished me happy birthday last Sunday. That'll be er.... no ****ing one then.